SPEED
'Item: She can sew.'
LAUNCE
That's as much as to say, Can she so?
SPEED
'Item: She can knit.'
LAUNCE
What need a man care for a stock with a wench, when
she can knit him a stock?
SPEED
'Item: She can wash and scour.'
LAUNCE
A special virtue: for then she need not be washed
and scoured.
SPEED
'Item: She can spin.'
LAUNCE
Then may I set the world on wheels, when she can
spin for her living.
SPEED
'Item: She hath many nameless virtues.'
LAUNCE
That's as much as to say, bastard virtues; that,
indeed, know not their fathers and therefore have no names.
SPEED
'Here follow her vices.'
LAUNCE
Close at the heels of her virtues.
SPEED
'Item: She is not to be kissed fasting in respect
of her breath.'
LAUNCE
Well, that fault may be mended with a breakfast. Read on.