Volpone — Act V (Part 11 of 14)

Volp. Why droops my Celia?
Thou hast, in place of a base husband, found
A worthy lover: use thy fortune well,
With secrecy and pleasure. See, behold,
What thou art queen of; not in expectation,
As I feed others: but possess’d and crown’d.
See, here, a rope of pearl; and each, more orient
Than that the brave ægyptian queen caroused:
Dissolve and drink them. See, a carbuncle,
May put out both the eyes of our St. Mark;
A diamond, would have bought Lollia Paulina,
When she came in like star-light, hid with jewels,
That were the spoils of provinces; take these,
And wear, and lose them: yet remains an ear-ring
To purchase them again, and this whole state.
A gem but worth a private patrimony,
Is nothing: we will eat such at a meal.
The heads of parrots, tongues of nightingales,
The brains of peacocks, and of estriches,
Shall be our food: and, could we get the phœnix,
Though nature lost her kind, she were our dish.

Cel. Good sir, these things might move a mind affected
With such delights; but I, whose innocence
Is all I can think wealthy, or worth th’ enjoying,
And which, once lost, I have nought to lose beyond it,
Cannot be taken with these sensual baits:
If you have conscience—

Volp. ’Tis the beggar’s virtue;
If thou hast wisdom, hear me, Celia.
Thy baths shall be the juice of July- flowers,
Spirit of roses, and of violets,
The milk of unicorns, and panthers’ breath
Gather’d in bags, and mixt with Cretan wines.
Our drink shall be prepared gold and amber;
Which we will take, until my roof whirl round
With the vertigo: and my dwarf shall dance,
My eunuch sing, my fool make up the antie,
Whilst we, in changed shapes, act Ovid’s tales,
Thou, like Europa now, and I like Jove,
Then I like Mars, and thou like Erycine:
So, of the rest, till we have quite run through,
And wearied all the fables of the gods.
Then will I have thee in more modern forms,
Attired like some sprightly dame of France,
Brave Tuscan lady, or proud Spanish beauty;
Sometimes, unto the Persian sophy’s wife;
Or the grand signior’s mistress; and, for change,
To one of our most artful courtezans,
Or some quick Negro, or cold Russian;
And I will meet thee in as many shapes:
Where we may so transfuse our wandering souls
Out at our lips, and score up sums of pleasures,

[Sings.

Cel. If you have ears that will be pierced—or eyes
That can be open’d—a heart that may be touch’d—
Or any part that yet sounds man about you—
If you have touch of holy saints—or heaven—
Do me the grace to let me ’scape—if not,
Be bountiful and kill me. You do know,
I am a creature, hither ill betray’d,
By one, whose shame I would forget it were:
If you will deign me neither of these graces,
Yet feed your wrath, sir, rather than your lust,
(It is a vice comes nearer manliness,)
And punish that unhappy crime of nature,
Which you miscall my beauty: flay my face,
Or poison it with ointments, for seducing
Your blood to this rebellion. Rub these hands,
With what may cause an eating leprosy,
E’en to my bones and marrow: any thing,
That may disfavour me, save in my honour—
And I will kneel to you, pray for you, pay down
A thousand hourly vows, sir, for your health;
Report, and think you virtuous—

Volp. Think me cold,
Frozen and impotent, and so report me?
That I had Nestor’s hernia, thou wouldst think.
I do degenerate, and abuse my nation,
To play with opportunity thus long;
I should have done the act, and then have parley’d.
Yield, or I’ll force thee.

Cel. O! just God!

Volp. In vain—

Bon. [rushing in.] Forbear, foul ravisher, libidinous swine!
Free the forced lady, or thou diest, impostor.
But that I’m loth to snatch thy punishment
Out of the hand of justice, thou shouldst, yet,
Be made the timely