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The Celeb.Jumping Frog — Chapter The Celebrated Jumping Frog (Part 4 of 4)

“Well, this-yer Smiley had a yaller one-eyed cow that didn’t have no tail, only just a short stump like a bannanner, and—”

“Oh, hang Smiley and his afflicted cow!” I muttered good-naturedly, and bidding the old gentleman good- day, I departed.