`Poor mater!' said Paul.
`You want to grate it,' said Beatrice. `Fetch me the nutmeggrater.'
She arranged the bread in the oven. He brought the grater, and she grated the bread on to a newspaper on the table. He set the doors open to blow away the smell of burned bread. Beatrice grated away, puffing her cigarette, knocking the charcoal off the poor loaf.
`My word, Miriam! you're in for it this time,' said Beatrice.
`I!' exclaimed Miriam in amazement.
`You'd better be gone when his mother comes in. I know why King Alfred burned the cakes. Now I see it! 'Postle would fix up a tale about his work making him forget, if he thought it would wash. If that old woman had come in a bit sooner, she'd have boxed the brazen thing's ears who made the oblivion, instead of poor Alfred's.'
She giggled as she scraped the loaf. Even Miriam laughed in spite of herself. Paul mended the fire ruefully.
The garden-gate was heard to bang.
`Quick!' cried Beatrice, giving Paul the scraped loaf. `Wrap it up in a damp towel.'
Paul disappeared into the scullery. Beatrice hastily blew her scrapings into the fire, and sat down innocently. Annie came bursting in. She was an abrupt, quite smart young woman. She blinked in the strong light.
`Smell of burning!' she exclaimed.
`It's the cigarettes,' replied Beatrice demurely.
`Where's Paul?'
Leonard had followed Annie. He had a long comic face and blue eyes, very sad.
`I suppose he's left you to settle it between you,' he said. He nodded sympathetically to Miriam, and became gently sarcastic to Beatrice.
`No,' said Beatrice, `he's gone off with number nine.'
`I just met number five inquiring for him,' said Leonard.
`Yes--we're going to share him up like Solomon's baby,' said Beatrice.
Annie laughed.
`Oh, ay,' said Leonard. `And which bit should you have?'
`I don't know,' said Beatrice. `I'll let all the others pick first.'
`An' you'd have the leavings, like?' said Leonard, twisting up a comic face.
Annie was looking in the oven. Miriam sat ignored. Paul entered.
`This bread's a fine sight, our Paul,' said Annie.
`Then you should stop an' look after it,' said Paul.