Spark. I love to be envied, and would not marry a wife that I alone could love; loving alone is as dull as eating alone. Is it not a frank age? and I am a frank person; and to tell you the truth, it may be, I love to have rivals in a wife, they make her seem to a man still but as a kept mistress; and so good night, for I must to Whitehall.—Madam, I hope you are now reconciled to my friend; and so I wish you a good night, madam, and sleep if you can: for to-morrow you know I must visit you early with a canonical gentleman. Good night, dear Harcourt.
[Exit.
Har. Madam, I hope you will not refuse my visit to-morrow, if it should be earlier with a canonical gentleman than Mr. Sparkish’s.
Pinch. This gentlewoman is yet under my care, therefore you must yet forbear your freedom with her, sir.
[Coming between A
Har. Must, sir?
Pinch. Yes, sir, she is my sister.
Har. ’Tis well she is, sir—for I must be her servant, sir.—Madam—
Pinch. Come away, sister, we had been gone, if it had not been for you, and so avoided these lewd rake-hells, who seem to haunt us.
Re-enter H
Horn. How now, Pinchwife!
Pinch. Your servant.
Horn. What! I see a little time in the country makes a man turn wild and unsociable, and only fit to converse with his horses. dogs, and his herds.
Pinch. I have business, sir, and must mind it; your business is pleasure, therefore you and I must go different ways.
Horn. Well, you may go on, but this pretty young gentleman—
[Takes hold of Mrs. P
Har. The lady—
Dor. And the maid—
Horn. Shall stay with us; for I suppose their business is the same with ours, pleasure.
Pinch. ’Sdeath, he knows her, she carries it so sillily! yet if he does not, I should be more silly to discover it first.
[Aside.
Alith. Pray, let us go, sir.
Pinch. Come, come—