there was never a fine new sign there yesterday.—Yes, but there was, said I again; and it came out of France, and has been there a fortnight.
Dor. A pox! I can hear no more, prithee.
Horn. No, hear him out; let him tune his crowd a while.
Har. The worst music, the greatest preparation.
Spark. Nay, faith, I’ll make you laugh.—It cannot be, says a third lady.—Yes, yes, quoth I again.—Says a fourth lady—
Horn. Look to’t, we’ll have no more ladies.
Spark. No—then mark, mark, now. Said I to the fourth, Did you never see Mr. Horner? he lodges in Russel Street, and he’s a sign of a man, you know, since he came out of France; ha! ha! ha!
Horn. But the devil take me if thine be the sign of a jest.
Spark. With that they all fell a-laughing, till they bepissed themselves. What, but it does not move you, methinks? Well, I see one had as good go to law without a witness, as break a jest without a laugher on one’s side.—Come, come, sparks, but where do we dine? I have left at Whitehall an earl, to dine with you.
Dor. Why, I thought thou hadst loved a man with a title, better than a suit with a French trimming to’t.
Har. Go to him again.
Spark. No, sir, a wit to me is the greatest title in the world.
Horn. But go dine with your earl, sir; he may be exceptious. We are your friends, and will not take it ill to be left, I do assure you.
Har. Nay, faith, he shall go to him.
Spark. Nay, pray, gentlemen.
Dor. We’ll thrust you out, if you won’t; what, disappoint anybody for us?
Spark. Nay, dear gentlemen, hear me.
Horn. No, no, sir, by no means; pray go, sir.
Spark. Why, dear rogues—
Dor. No, no.
[They all thrust him out of the room.
All. Ha! ha! ha!
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Spark. But, sparks, pray hear me. What, d’ye think I’ll eat then with gay shallow fops and silent coxcombs? I think wit as necessary at dinner as a glass of good wine; and that’s the reason I never have any stomach when I eat alone—Come, but where do we dine?