Crash -- crash -- crash -- came the triple cheer that disproved it, and the Head glowered under the gas.
`That is enough. You will gain nothing. The little boys (the Lower School did not like that form of address) will do me three hundred lines apiece in the holidays. I shall take no further notice of them. The Upper School will do me one thousand lines apiece in the holidays, to be shown up the evening of the day they come back. And further --'
`Gummy, what a glutton!' Stalky whispered.
`For your behaviour towards Mr. Mason I intend to lick the whole of the Upper School to-morrow when I give you your journey-money. This will include the three study-boys I found dancing on the form-room desks when I came up. Prefects will stay after call-over.'
The school filed out in silence, but gathered in groups by the gymnasium door waiting what might befall.
`And now, Flint,' said the Head, `will you be good enough to give me some explanation of your conduct?'
`Well, sir,' said Flint desperately, `if you save a chap's life at the risk of your own when he's dyin' of diphtheria, and the Coll. finds it out, whawhat can you expect, sir?'
`Um, I see. Then that noise was not meant for -- ah, cheek. I can connive at immorality, but I cannot stand impudence. However, it does not excuse their insolence to Mr. Mason. I'll forgo the lines this once, remember; but the lickings hold good.'
When this news was made public, the school, lost in wonder and admiration, gasped at the Head as he went to his house. Here was a man to be reverenced. On the rare occasions when he caned he did it very scientifically, and the execution of a hundred boys would be epic -- immense.
`It's all right, Head Sahib. We know,' said Crandall, as the Head slipped off his gown with a grunt in his smoking-room. `I found out just now from our substitute. He was gettin' my opinion of your performance last night in the dormitory. I didn't know then that it was you he was talkin' about. Crafty young animal. Freckled chap with eyes -- Corkran, I think his name is.'
`Oh, I know him, thank you,' said the Head; and reflectively, `Ye-es, I should have included them even if I hadn't seen 'em.'
`If the old Coll. weren't a little above themselves already, we'd chair you down the corridor,' said the Engineer. `Oh, Bates, how could you? You might have caught it yourself, and where would we have been then?'
`I always knew you were worth twenty of us any day. Now I'm sure of it,' said the Squadron Commander, looking round for contradictions.
`He isn't fit to manage a school, though. Promise you'll never do it again, Bates Sahib. We -- we can't go away comfy in our minds if you take these risks,' said the Gunner.
`Bates Sahib, you aren't ever goin' to cane the whole Upper School, are you?' said Crandall.
`I can connive at immorality, as I said, but I can't stand impudence. Mason's lot is quite hard enough even when I back him. Besides, the men at the golf-club heard them singing "Aaron and Moses." I shall have complaints about that from the parents of day-boys. Decency must be preserved.'
`We're coming to help,' said all the guests.
The Upper School were caned one after the other, their overcoats over their arms, the brakes waiting in the road below to take them to the station, their journey-money on the table. The Head began with Stalky, M`Turk, and Beetle. He dealt faithfully by them.