Now of Amyas’s exercitation not a word was written; and, moreover, he was in the very article of putting the last touches to Mr. Brimblecombe’s portrait. Whereon, to the astonishment of all hearers, he made answer—
“All in good time, sir!” and went on drawing.
In good time, sir! Insolent, veni et vapula!”
But Amyas went on drawing.
“Come hither, sirrah, or I’ll flay you alive!”
“Wait a bit!” answered Amyas.
The old gentleman jumped up, ferula in hand, and darted across the school, and saw himself upon the fatal slate.
“Proh flagitium! what have we here, villain?” and clutching at his victim, he raised the cane. Whereupon, with a serene and cheerful countenance, up rose the mighty form of Amyas Leigh, a head and shoulders above his tormentor, and that slate descended on the bald coxcomb of Sir Vindex Brimblecombe, with so shrewd a blow that slate and pate cracked at the same instant, and the poor pedagogue dropped to the floor, and lay for dead.
After which Amyas arose, and walked out of the school, and so quietly home; and having taken counsel with himself, went to his mother, and said, “Please, mother, I’ve broken schoolmaster’s head.”
“Broken his head, thou wicked boy!” shrieked the poor widow; “what didst do that for?”
“I can’t tell,” said Amyas, penitently; “I couldn’t help it. It looked so smooth, and bald, and round, and—you know?”
“I know? Oh, wicked boy! thou hast given place to the devil; and now, perhaps, thou hast killed him.”
“Killed the devil?” asked Amyas, hopefully but doubtfully.
“No, killed the schoolmaster, sirrah! Is he dead?”
“I don’t think he’s dead; his coxcomb sounded too hard for that. But had not I better go and tell Sir Richard?”
The poor mother could hardly help laughing, in spite of her terror, at Amyas’s perfect coolness (which was not in the least meant for insolence), and being at her wits’ end, sent him, as usual, to his godfather.
Amyas rehearsed his story again, with pretty nearly the same exclamations, to which he gave pretty nearly the same answers; and then—“What was he going to do to you, then, sirrah?”
“Flog me, because I could not write my exercise, and so drew a picture of him instead.”
“What! art afraid of being flogged?”
“Not a bit; besides, I’m too much accustomed to it; but I was busy, and he was in such a desperate hurry; and, oh, sir, if you had but seen his bald head, you would have broken it yourself!”
Now Sir Richard had, twenty years ago, in like place, and very much in like manner, broken the head of Vindex Brimblecombe’s father, schoolmaster in his day, and therefore had a precedent to direct him; and he answered—“Amyas, sirrah! those who cannot obey will never be fit to rule. If thou canst not keep discipline now, thou wilt never make a company or a crew keep it when thou art grown. Dost mind that, sirrah?”