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Sylvie and Bruno — Peter and Paul (Part 4 of 5)

  • Yet in your character I've found
  • An inconsistency or two.
  • You seem to have long years to spare
  • When there's a promise to fulfil:
  • And yet how punctual you were
  • In calling with that little bill!'
  • 'One can't be too deliberate,'
  • Said Paul, 'in parting with one's pelf.
  • With bills, as you correctly state,
  • I'm punctuality itself:
  • A man may surely claim his dues:
  • But, when there's money to be lent,
  • A man must be allowed to choose
  • Such times as are convenient!'
  • It chanced one day, as Peter sat
  • Gnawing a crust--his usual meal--
  • Paul bustled in to have a chat,
  • And grasped his hand with friendly zeal.
  • 'I knew,' said he, 'your frugal ways:
  • So, that I might not wound your pride
  • By bringing strangers in to gaze,
  • I've left my legal friend outside!
  • 'You well remember, I am sure,
  • When first your wealth began to go,
  • And people sneered at one so poor,
  • I never used my Peter so!
  • And when you'd lost your little all,
  • And found yourself a thing despised,
  • I need not ask you to recall
  • How tenderly I sympathised!
  • 'Then the advice I've poured on you,
  • So full of wisdom and of wit:
  • All given gratis, though 'tis true
  • I might have fairly charged for it!
  • But I refrain from mentioning
  • Full many a deed I might relate
  • For boasting is a kind of thing
  • That I particularly hate.
Illustration:I will lend you fifty more!
  • 'How vast the total sum appears
  • Of all the kindnesses I've done,
  • From Childhood's half-forgotten years
  • Down to that Loan of April One!
  • That Fifty Pounds! You little guessed
  • How deep it drained my slender store:
  • But there's a heart within this breast,
  • And I WILL LEND YOU FIFTY MORE!'
  • 'Not so,' was Peter's mild reply,
  • His cheeks all wet with grateful tears ;
  • No man recalls, so well as I,
  • Your services in bygone years:
  • And this new offer, I admit,
  • Is very very kindly meant--