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Bruno's Revenge — A Tangled Tale (Part 22 of 43)

the bag as he spoke, and with tottering steps (it was about as much as he could do to carry it) he left the room.

`And you shall have a similar cadeau,' the old lady whispered to her niece, `when you've calculated that percentage!' And she followed her brother.

Nothing could exceed the solemnity with which the old couple had risen from the table, and yet was it--was it a grin with which the father turned away from his unhappy sons? Could it be--could it be a wink with which the aunt abandoned her despairing niece? And where those--were those sounds of suppressed chuckling which floated into the room, just before Balbus (who had followed them out) closed the door? Surely not: and yet the butler told the cook--but no, that was merely idle gossip, and I will not repeat it.

The shades of evening granted their unuttered petition, and `closed not o'er' them (for the butler brought in the lamp): the same obliging shades left them a `lonely bark' (the wail of a dog, in the back-yard, baying the moon) for `a while': but neither `morn, alas', nor any other epoch, seemed likely to `restore' them--to that peace of mind which had once been theirs ere ever these problems had swooped upon them, and crushed them with a load of unfathomable mystery!

`It's hardly fair,' muttered Hugh `to give us such a jumble as this to work out!'

`Fair?' Clara echoed bitterly. `Well!'

And to all my readers I can but repeat the last words of gentle Clara:

FARE-WELL!
APPENDIX
`A knot,' said Alice. `Oh, do let me help to undo it!'
ANSWERS TO KNOT ONE

Problem. Two travelers spend from 3 o'clock till 9 in walking along a level road, up a hill, and home again: their pace on the level being 4 miles an hour, up hill 3, and down hill 6. Find the distance walked: also (within half an hour) time of reaching top of hill.

Answer. 24 miles: half-past 6.

Solution. A level mile takes ¼ of an hour, up hill 1/3, down hill 1/6. Hence to go and return over the same mile, whether on the level or on the hillside, takes ½ an hour. Hence in 6 hours they went 12 miles out and 12 back. If the 12 miles out had been nearly all level, they would have taken a little over 3 hours; if nearly all up hill, a little under 4. Hence 3 ½ hours must be within ½ an hour of the time taken in reaching the peak; thus, as they started at 3, they got there within ½ an hour of ½ past 6.

Twenty-seven answers have come in. Of these, 9 are right, 16 partially right, and 2 wrong. The 16 give the distance correctly, but they have failed to grasp the fact that the top of the hill might have been reached at any moment between 6 o'clock and 7.

The two wrong answers are from GERTY VERNON and A NIHILIST. The former makes the distance `23 miles', while her revolutionary companion puts it at `27'. GERTY VERNON says, `they had to go 4 miles along the plain, and got to the foot of the hill at 4 o'clock.' They might have done so, I grant; but you have no ground for saying they did so. `It was 7 ½ miles to the top of the hill, and they reached that at ¼ before 7 o'clock.' Here you go wrong in your arithmetic, and I must, however reluctantly, bid you farewell. 7 ½ miles, at 3 miles an hour, would not require 2 ¾ hours. A NIHILIST says, `Let x denote the whole number of miles; y the number of hours to hill-top; Therefore 3y = number of miles to hill-top, and x -- 3y