`Toothache?' said her aunt calmly, as she wrote down the items. The two sisters instantly opened their reticules and produced two different remedies for neuralgia, each marked `unequalled'.
`It isn't that!' said poor Clara. `Thank you very much. It's only that I ca'n't remember how much I paid!'
`Well, try and make it out, then,' said her aunt. `You've got yesterday's luncheon to help you, you know. And here's the luncheon we had the day before--the first day we went to that shop--one glass lemonade, four sandwiches, ten biscuits. Total, one-and-fivepence.' She handed the tablets to Clara, who gazed at them with eyes so dim with tears that she did not at first notice that she was holding them upside down.
The two sisters had been listening to all this with the deepest interest, and at this juncture the smaller one softly laid her hand on Clara's arm.
`Do you know, my dear,' she said coaxingly, `my sister and I are in the very same predicament! Quite identically the very same predicament! Aren't we, sister?'
`Quite identically and absolutely the very--' began the fatter sister, but she was constructing her sentence on too large a scale, and the little one would not wait for her to finish it.
`Yes, my dear,' she resumed; `we were lunching at the very same shop as you were--and we had two glasses of lemonade and three sandwiches and five biscuits--and neither of us has the least idea what we paid. Have we, sister?'
`Quite identically and absolutely--' murmured the other, who evidently considered that she was now a whole sentence in arrears, and that she ought to discharge one obligation before contracting any fresh liabilities; but the little lady broke in again, and she retired from the conversation a bankrupt.
`Would you make it out for us, my dear?' pleaded the little old lady.
`You can do Arithmetic, I trust?' her aunt said, a little anxiously, as Clara turned from one tablet to another, vainly trying to collect her thoughts. Her mind was a blank, and all human expression was rapidly fading out of her face.
A gloomy silence ensued.
This little pig went to market:
This little pig staid at home.
`By Her Radiancy's express command,' said the Governor, as he conducted the travelers, for the last time, from the Imperial presence, `I shall now have the ecstasy of escorting you as far as the outer gate of the Military Quarter, where the agony of parting--if indeed Nature can survive the shock--must be endured! From that gate grurmstipths start every quarter of an hour, both ways--'
`Would you mind repeating that word?' said Norman. `Grurm--?'
`Grurmstipths,' the Governor repeated. `You call them omnibuses in England. They run both ways, and you can travel by one of them all the way down to the harbour.'
The old man breathed a sigh of relief; four hours of courtly ceremony had wearied him, and he had been in constant terror lest something should call into use the ten thousand additional bamboos.
In another minute they were crossing a large quadrangle, paved with marble, and tastefully decorated with a pigsty in each corner. Soldiers, carrying pigs, were marching in all directions: and in the middle