Squire Sul. A crime? oons, ant I married?
Sir Chas. Nay, sir, if you call a marriage a crime, you must disown it for a law.
Squire Sul. Eh! I must be acquainted with you, sir.But, sir, I should be very glad to know the truth of this matter.
Sir Chas. Truth, sir, is a profound sea, and few there be that dare wade deep enough to find out the bottom ont. Besides, sir, Im afraid the line of your understanding maynt be long enough.
Squire Sul. Lookee, sir, I have nothing to say to your sea of truth, but, if a good parcel of land can entitle a man to a little truth, I have as much as any He in the country.
Bon. I never heard your worship, as the saying is, talk so much before.
Squire Sul. Because I never met with a man that I liked before.
Bon. Pray, sir, as the saying is, let me ask you one question: are not man and wife one flesh?
Sir Chas. You and your wife, Mr. Guts, may be one flesh, because ye are nothing else; but rational creatures have minds that must be united.
Squire Sul. Minds!
Sir Chas. Ay, minds, sir; dont you think that the mind takes place of the body?
Squire Sul. In some people.
Sir Chas. Then the interest of the master must be consulted before that of his servant.
Squire Sul. Sir, you shall dine with me to-morrow!Oons, I always thought that we were naturally one.
Sir Chas. Sir, I know that my two hands are naturally one, because they love one another, kiss one another, help one another in all the actions of life; but I could not say so much if they were always at cuffs.
Squire Sul. Then tis plain that we are two.
Sir Chas. Why dont you part with her, sir?
Squire Sul. Will you take her, sir?
Sir Chas. With all my heart.
Squire Sul. You shall have her to-morrow morning, and a venison-pasty into the bargain.
Sir Chas. Youll let me have her fortune too?
Squire Sul. Fortune! why, sir, I have no quarrel at her fortune: I only hate the woman, sir, and none but the woman shall go.
Sir Chas. But her fortune, sir
Squire Sul. Can you play at whisk, sir?
Sir Chas. No, truly, sir.
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