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Probe. I wish he was run through the heart, and I should get the more credit by his cure. Now I hope you are satisfied? Come, now let me come at himnow let me come at him.[Viewing his wound.] Oons! what a gash is here! why, sir, a man may drive a coach and six horses into your body. Lord Fop. Oh! Probe. Why, what the devil have you run the gentleman through witha seythe?[Aside.] A little scratch between the skin and the ribs, thats all. Love. Let me see his wound. Probe. Then you shall dress it, sir; for if anybody looks upon it I wont. Love. Why thou art the veriest coxcomb I ever saw! Probe. Sir, I am not master of my trade for nothing. Lord Fop. Surgeon! Probe. Sir. Lord Fop. Are there any hopes? Probe. Hopes! I cant tell. What are you willing to give for a cure? Lord Fop. Five hundred paunds with pleasure. Probe. Why then perhaps there may be hopes; but we must avoid further delay.Here, help the gentleman into a chair, and carry him to my house presentlythats the properest place[Aside.] to bubble him out of his money.[Aloud.] Come, a chaira chair quicklythere, in with him. [Servants put Lord Foppington into a chair. Lord Fop. Dear Loveless, adieu; if I die, I forgive thee; and if I live, I hope thou wilt do as much by me. I am sorry you and I should quarrel, but I hope heres an end ont; for if you are satisfied, I am. Love. I shall hardly think it worth my prosecuting any further, so you may be at rest, sir. Lord Fop. Thou art a generous fellow, strike me dumb![Aside.] But thou hast an impertinent wife, stap my vitals! Probe. Socarry him off!carry him off!We shall have him into a fever by-and-by.Carry him off! [Exit with Lord Foppington. Enter Colonel Townly. Col. Town. So, so, I am glad to find you all alive.I met a wounded peer carrying off. For heavens sake what was the matter? Love. Oh, a trifle! he would have made love to my wife before my face, so she obliged him with a box o the ear, and I ran him through the body, that was all. Col. Town. Bagatelle on all sides. But pray, madam, how long has this noble lord been an humble servant of yours? |
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