Chas. Surf. Knock down my aunt Deborah! Here, now, are two that were a sort of cousins of theirs.You see, Moses, these pictures were done some time ago, when beaux wore wigs, and the ladies their own hair.
Sir Oliv. Yes, truly, head-dresses appear to have been a little lower in those days.
Chas. Surf. Well, take that couple for the same.
Mos. Tis a good bargain.
Chas. Surf. Careless!This, now, is a grandfather of my mothers, a learned judge, well known on the western circuit.What do you rate him at, Moses?
Mos. Four guineas.
Chas. Surf. Four guineas! Gads life, you dont bid me the price of his wig.Mr. Premium, you have more respect for the woolsack; do let us knock his lordship down at fifteen.
Sir Oliv. By all means.
Chas. Surf. And there are two brothers of his, William and Walter Blunt, Esquires, both members of Parliament, and noted speakers; and, whats very extraordinary, I believe, this is the first time they were ever bought or sold.
Sir Oliv. That is very extraordinary, indeed! Ill take them at your own price, for the honour of Parliament.
Care. Well said, little Premium! Ill knock them down at forty.
Chas. Surf. Heres a jolly fellowI dont know what relation, but he was mayor of Norwich: take him at eight pounds.
Sir Oliv. No, no; six will do for the mayor.
Chas. Surf. Come, make it guineas, and Ill throw you the two aldermen there into the bargain.
Sir Oliv. Theyre mine.
Chas. Surf. Careless, knock down the mayor and aldermen. But, plague ont! we shall be all day retailing in this manner; do let us deal wholesale: what say you, little Premium? Give me three hundred pounds for the rest of the family in the lump.
Care. Ay, ay, that will be the best way.
Sir Oliv. Well, well, anything to accommodate you; they are mine. But there is one portrait which you have always passed over.
Care. What, that ill-looking little fellow over the settee?
Sir Oliv. Yes, sir, I mean that; though I dont think him so ill-looking a little fellow, by any means.
Chas. Surf. What, that? Oh; thats my uncle Oliver! Twas done before he went to India.
Care. Your uncle Oliver! Gad, then youll never be friends, Charles. That, now, to me, is as stern a looking rogue as ever I saw; an unforgiving eye, and a damned disinheriting countenance! an inveterate knave, depend ont. Dont you think so, little Premium?