Mos. Yes, Sir Oliver, I have done all I could for him; but he was ruined before he came to me for assistance.
Sir Oliv. That was unlucky, truly; for you have had no opportunity of showing your talents.
Mos. None at all; I hadnt the pleasure of knowing his distresses till he was some thousands worse than nothing.
Sir Oliv. Unfortunate, indeed! But I suppose you have done all in your power for him, honest Moses?
Mos. Yes, he knows that. This very evening I was to have brought him a gentleman from the city, who does not know him, and will, I believe, advance him some money.
Sir Pet. What, one Charles has never had money from before?
Mos. Yes, Mr. Premium, of Crutched Friars, formerly a broker.
Sir Pet. Egad, Sir Oliver, a thought strikes me!Charles, you say, does not know Mr. Premium?
Mos. Not at all.
Sir Pet. Now then, Sir Oliver, you may have a better opportunity of satisfying yourself than by an old romancing tale of a poor relation: go with my friend Moses, and represent Premium, and then, Ill answer for it, youll see your nephew in all his glory.
Sir Oliv. Egad, I like this idea better than the other, and I may visit Joseph afterwards as old Stanley.
Sir Pet. Trueso you may.
Row. Well, this is taking Charles rather at a disadvantage, to be sure. However, Moses, you understand Sir Peter, and will be faithful?
Mos. You may depend upon me.[Looks at his watch.] This is near the time I was to have gone.
Sir Oliv. Ill accompany you as soon as you please, MosesBut hold! I have forgot one thinghow the plague shall I be able to pass for a Jew?
Mos. Theres no needthe principal is Christian.
Sir Oliv. Is he? Im very sorry to hear it. But, then again, ant I rather too smartly dressed to look like a money-lender?
Sir Pet. Not at all; twould not be out of character, if you went in your carriagewould it, Moses?
Mos. Not in the least.
Sir Oliv. Well, but how must I talk? theres certainly some cant of usury and mode of treating that I ought to know.
Sir Pet. Oh, theres not much to learn. The great point, as I take it, is to be exorbitant enough in your demands. Hey, Moses?
Mos. Yes, thats a very great point.
Sir Oliv. Ill answer fort Ill not be wanting in that. Ill ask him eight or ten per cent. on the loan, at least.
Mos. If you ask him no more than that, youll be discovered immediately.
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