Sir Pet. This, madam, was your situation; and what have I done for you? I have made you a woman of fashion, of fortune, of rankin short, I have made you my wife.
Lady Teaz. Well, then, and there is but one thing more you can make me to add to the obligation, that is
Sir Pet. My widow, I suppose?
Lady Teaz. Hem! hem!
Sir Pet. I thank you, madambut dont flatter yourself; for, though your ill-conduct may disturb my peace of mind, it shall never break my heart, I promise you: however, I am equally obliged to you for the hint.
Lady Teaz. Then why will you endeavour to make yourself so disagreeable to me, and thwart me in every little elegant expense:
Sir Pet. Slife, madam, I say, had you any of these little elegant expenses when you married me?
Lady Teaz. Lud, Sir Peter! would you have me be out of the fashion?
Sir Pet. The fashion, indeed! what had you to do with the fashion before you married me?
Lady Teaz. For my part, I should think you would like to have your wife thought a woman of taste.
Sir Pet. Aythere againtaste! Zounds! madam, you had no taste when you married me!
Lady Teaz. Thats very true, indeed, Sir Peter! and, after having married you, I should never pretend to taste again, I allow. But now, Sir Peter, since we have finished our daily jangle, I presume I may go to my engagement at Lady Sneerwells?
Sir Pet. Ay, theres another precious circumstancea charming set of acquaintance you have made there!
Lady Teaz. Nay, Sir Peter, they are all people of rank and fortune, and remarkably tenacious of reputation.
Sir Pet. Yes, egad, they are tenacious of reputation with a vengeance; for they dont choose anybody should have a character but themselves! Such a crew! Ah! many a wretch has rid on a hurdle who has done less mischief than these utterers of forged tales, coiners of scandal, and clippers of reputation.
Lady Teaz. What, would you restrain the freedom of speech?
Sir Pet. Ah! they have made you just as bad as any one of the society.
Lady Teaz. Why, I believe I do bear a part with a tolerable grace.
Sir Pet. Grace, indeed!
Lady Teaz. But I vow I bear no malice against the people I abuse: when I say an ill-natured thing, tis out of pure good humour; and I take it for granted they deal exactly in the same manner with me. But, Sir Peter, you know you promised to come to Lady Sneerwells too.
Sir Pet. Well, well, Ill call in, just to look after my own character.
Lady Teaz. Then, indeed, you must make haste after me, or youll be too late. So good-bye to ye.