Per. He is a chandler?

Sir P. No, a cheesemonger.
There are some others too with whom I treat
About the same negociation;
And I will undertake it: for, ’tis thus.
I’ll do’t with ease, I have cast it all: Your hoy
Carries but three men in her, and a boy;
And she shall make me three returns a year:
So, if there come but one of three, I save;
If two, I can defalk:—but this is now,
If my main project fail.

Per. Then you have others?

Sir P. I should be loth to draw the subtle air
Of such a place, without my thousand aims.
I’ll not dissemble, sir: where’er I come,
I love to be considerative; and ’tis true,
I have at my free hours thought upon
Some certain goods unto the state of Venice,
Which I do call my Cautions; and, sir, which
I mean, in hope of pension, to propound
To the Great Council, then unto the Forty,
So to the Ten. My means are made already—

Per. By whom?

Sir P. Sir, one that, though his place be obscure,
Yet he can sway, and they will hear him. He’s
A commandador.

Per. What! a common serjeant?

Sir P. Sir, such as they are, put it in their mouths,
What they should say, sometimes,; as well as greater:
I think I have my notes to shew you—

[Searching his pockets.

Per. Good sir.

Sir P. But you shall swear unto me, on your gentry,
Not to anticipate—

Per. I, sir!

Sir P. Nor reveal
A circumstance—My paper is not with me.

Per. O, but you can remember, sir.

Sir P. My first is
Concerning tinder-boxes. You must know,
No family is here without its box.
Now, sir, it being so portable a thing,
Put case, that you or I were ill affected
Unto the state, sir; with it in our pockets,
Might not I go into the Arsenal,
Or you, come out again, and none the wiser?

Per. Except yourself, sir.

Sir P. Go to, then. I therefore
Advertise to the state, how fit it were,
That none but such as were known patriots,
Sound lovers of their country, should be suffer’d
To enjoy them in their houses; and even those
Seal’d at some office, and at such a bigness
As might not lurk in pockets.

Per. Admirable!

Sir P. My next is, how to enquire, and be resolv’d,
By present demonstration, whether a ship,
Newly arrived from Soria, or from
Any suspected part of all the Levant,
Be guilty of the plague: and where they use
To lie out forty, fifty days, sometimes,
About the Lazaretto, for their trial;
I’ll save that charge and loss unto the merchant,
And in an hour clear the doubt.

Per. Indeed, sir!

Sir P. Or—I will lose my labour.


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