Sir P. I told you, sir, it was a plot: you see
What observation is! You mentiond me
For some instructions: I
will tell you, sir,
(Since we are met here in this height of Venice,)
Some few particulars I have set down,
for this meridian, fit to be known
Of your crude traveller; and they are these.
I will not touch, sir, at your
phrase, or clothes,
For they are old.
Per. Sir, I have better.
Sir P. Pardon,
I meant, as they are themes.
Per. O, sir, proceed:
Ill slander you no more of wit, good sir.
Sir P. First, for your garb, it must be grave and serious,
Very reservd and lockd; not tell a secret
terms, not to your father; scarce
A fable, but with caution: make sure choice
Both of your company, and
You never speak a truth
Sir P. Not to strangers,
For those be they you must converse with most;
Others I would not know, sir, but
So as I still might be a saver in them:
You shall have tricks else past upon you hourly.
then, for your religion, profess none,
But wonder at the diversity, of all:
And, for your part, protest, were
there no other
But simply the laws o the land, you could content you,
Nic. Machiavel, and Monsieur Bodin,
Were of this mind. Then must you learn the use
And handling of your silver fork at meals,
of your glass; (these are main matters
With your Italian;) and to know the hour
When you must eat your
melons, and your figs.
Per. Is that a point of state too?
Sir P. Here it is:
For your Venetian, if he see a man
Preposterous in the least, he has him straight;
has; he strips him. Ill acquaint you, sir,
I now have lived here, tis some fourteen months
Within the first
week of my landing here,
All took me for a citizen of Venice,
I knew the forms so well
Per. And nothing else.
Sir P. I had read Contarene, took me a house,
Dealt with my Jews to furnish it with moveables
Well, if I
could but find one man, one man
To mine own heart, whom I durst trust, I would
Per. What, what, sir?
Sir P. Make him rich; make him a fortune:
He should not think again. I would command it.
Per. As how?
Sir P. With certain projects that I have;
Which I may not discover.
Per. If I had
But one to wager with, I would lay odds now,
He tells me instantly.
Sir P. One is, and that
I care not greatly who knows, to serve the state
Of Venice with red herrings for
And at a certain rate, from Rotterdam,
Where I have correspondence. Theres a letter,
me from one o the states, and to that purpose:
He cannot write his name, but thats his mark.