A mixed double of young people were contesting a game of lawn tennis at the Rectory garden party; for the past five-and-twenty years at least mixed doubles of young people had done exactly the same thing on exactly the same spot at about the same time of year. The young people changed and made way for others in the course of time, but very little else seemed to alter.
The present players were sufficiently conscious of the social nature of the occasion to be concerned about their clothes and appearance, and sufficiently sport-loving to be keen on the game. Both their efforts and their appearance came under the four-fold scrutiny of a quartet of ladies sitting as official spectators on a bench immediately commanding the court. It was one of the accepted conditions of the Rectory garden party that four ladies, who usually knew very little about tennis and a great deal about the players, should sit at that particular spot and watch the game. It had also come to be almost a tradition that two ladies should be amiable, and that the other two should be Mrs Dole and Mrs Hatch- Mallard.
What a singularly unbecoming way Eva Jonelet has taken to doing her hair in, said Mrs Hatch-Mallard; its ugly hair at the best of times, but she neednt make it look ridiculous as well. Some one ought to tell her.
Eva Jonelets hair might have escaped Mrs Hatch-Mallards condemnation if she could have forgotten the more glaring fact that Eva was Mrs Doles favourite niece. It would, perhaps, have been a more comfortable arrangement if Mrs Hatch-Mallard and Mrs Dole could have been asked to the Rectory on separate occasions, but there was only one garden party in the course of the year, and neither lady could have been omitted from the list of invitations without hopelessly wrecking the social peace of the parish.
How pretty the yew trees look at this time of year, interposed a lady with a soft, silvery voice that suggested a chinchilla muff painted by Whistler.
What do you mean by this time of year? demanded Mrs Hatch-Mallard. Yew trees look beautiful at all times of the year. That is their great charm.
Yew trees never look anything but hideous under any circumstances or at any time of year, said Mrs Dole, with the slow, emphatic relish of one who contradicts for the pleasure of the thing. They are only fit for graveyards and cemeteries.
Mrs Hatch-Mallard gave a sardonic snort, which, being translated, meant that there were some people who were better fitted for cemeteries than for garden parties.
What is the score, please? asked the lady with the chinchilla voice.
The desired information was given her by a young gentleman in spotless white flannels, whose general toilet effect suggested solicitude rather than anxiety.
What an odious young cub Bertie Dykson has become! pronounced Mrs Dole, remembering suddenly that Bertie was rather a favourite with Mrs Hatch-Mallard. The young men of today are not what they used to be twenty years ago.
Of course not, said Mrs Hatch-Mallard; twenty years ago Bertie Dykson was just two years old, and you must expect some difference in appearance and manner and conversation between those two periods.
Do you know, said Mrs Dole confidentially, I shouldnt be surprised if that was intended to be clever.
Have you any one interesting coming to stay with you, Mrs Norbury? asked the chinchilla voice hastily; you generally have a house-party at this time of year.
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