A Bread and Butter Miss
Starling Chatter and Oakhill have both dropped back in the betting, said Bertie van Tahn, throwing the morning paper across the breakfast table.
That leaves Nursery Tea practically favourite, said Odo Finsberry.
Nursery Tea and Pipeclay are at the top of the betting at present, said Bertie, but that French horse, Le Five OClock, seems to be fancied as much as anything. Then there is Whitebait, and the Polish horse with a name like some one trying to stifle a sneeze in church; they both seem to have a lot of support.
Its the most open Derby theres been for years, said Odo.
Its simply no good trying to pick the winner on form, said Bertie; one must just trust to luck and inspiration.
The question is whether to trust to ones own inspiration, or somebody elses. Sporting Swank gives Count Palatine to win, and Le Five OClock for a place.
Count Palatinethat adds another to our list of perplexities. Good morning, Sir Lulworth; have you a fancy for the Derby by any chance
I dont usually take much interest in turf matters, said Sir Lulworth, who had just made his appearance, but I always like to have a bet on the Guineas and the Derby. This year, I confess, its rather difficult to pick out anything that seems markedly better than anything else. What do you think of Snow Bunting?
Snow Bunting? said Odo, with a groan, theres another of them. Surely, Snow Bunting has no earthly chance?
My housekeepers nephew, who is a shoeing-smith in the mounted section of the Church Lads Brigade, and an authority on horseflesh, expects him to be among the first three.
The nephews of housekeepers are invariably optimists, said Bertie; its a kind of natural reaction against the professional pessimism of their aunts.
We dont seem to get much further in our search for the probable winner, said Mrs de Claux; the more I listen to you experts the more hopelessly befogged I get.
Its all very well to blame us, said Bertie to his hostess; you havent produced anything in the way of an inspiration.
My inspiration consisted in asking you down for Derby week, retorted Mrs de Claux; I thought you and Odo between you might throw some light on the question of the moment.
Further recriminations were cut short by the arrival of Lola Pevensey, who floated into the room with an air of gracious apology.
So sorry to be so late, she observed, making a rapid tour of inspection of the breakfast dishes.
Did you have a good night? asked her hostess with perfunctory solicitude.
Quite, thank you, said Lola; I dreamt a most remarkable dream.
A flutter, indicative of general boredom, went round the table. Other peoples dreams are about as universally interesting as accounts of other peoples gardens, or chickens, or children.
I dreamt about the winner of the Derby, said Lola.
A swift reaction of attentive interest set in.
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