‘Did you say it was from your mother and yourself?’ asked Mr and Mrs Peter almost in unison. The Snatcher had been an orphan these many years.

‘Yes, my mother’s at Cairo just now, and she wrote to me at Dresden to try and get you something quaint and pretty in the old silver line, and I pitched on this cream jug.’

Both the Pigeoncotes had turned deadly pale. The mention of Dresden had thrown a sudden light on the situation. It was Wilfrid the Attaché, a very superior young man, who rarely came within their social horizon, whom they had been entertaining unawares in the supposed character of Wilfrid the Snatcher. Lady Ernestine Pigeoncote, his mother, moved in circles which were entirely beyond their compass or ambitions, and the son would probably one day be an Ambassador. And they had rifled and despoiled his portmanteau! Husband and wife looked blankly and desperately at one another. It was Mrs Peter who arrived first at an inspiration.

‘How dreadful to think there are thieves in the house! We keep the drawing-room locked up at night, of course, but anything might be carried off while we are at breakfast.’

She rose and went out hurriedly, as though to assure herself that the drawing-room was not being stripped of its silverware, and returned a moment later, bearing a cream jug in her hands.

‘There are eight cream jugs now, instead of seven,’ she cried; ‘this one wasn’t there before. What a curious trick of memory, Mr Wilfrid! You must have slipped downstairs with it last night and put it there before we locked up, and forgotten all about having done it in the morning.’

‘One’s mind often plays one little tricks like that,’ said Mr Peter, with desperate heartiness. ‘Only the other day I went into the town to pay a bill, and went in again next day, having clean forgotten that I’d—’

‘It is certainly the jug that I brought for you,’ said Wilfrid, looking closely at it; ‘it was in my portmanteau when I got my bathrobe out this morning, before going to my bath, and it was not there when I unlocked the portmanteau on my return. Some one had taken it while I was away from the room.’

The Pigeoncotes had turned paler than ever. Mrs Peter had a final inspiration.

‘Get me my smelling-salts, dear,’ she said to her husband; ‘I think they’re in the dressing-room.’

Peter dashed out of the room with glad relief; he had lived so long during the last few minutes that a golden wedding seemed within measurable distance.

Mrs Peter turned to her guest with confidential coyness.

‘A diplomat like you will know how to treat this as if it hadn’t happened. Peter’s little weakness; it runs in the family.’

‘Good Lord! Do you mean to say he’s a kleptomaniac, like Cousin Snatcher?’

‘Oh, not exactly,’ said Mrs Peter, anxious to whitewash her husband a little greyer than she was painting him. ‘He would never touch anything he found lying about, but he can’t resist making a raid on things that are locked up. The doctors have a special name for it. He must have pounced on your portmanteau the moment you went to your bath, and taken the first thing he came across. Of course, he had no motive for taking a cream jug; we’ve already got seven, as you know—not, of course, that we don’t value the kind gift you and your mother—Hush, here’s Peter coming.’

Mrs Peter broke off in some confusion, and tripped out to meet her husband in the hall.

‘It’s all right,’ she whispered to him; ‘I’ve explained everything. Don’t say anything more about it.’