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Then, in the civilest way imaginable, I decline the noun. Is that a declension? You should never play on words; to do so is low, vulgar, smelling of the pothouse, the workhouse. Belle, I insist on your declining an Armenian noun. I have done so already, said Belle. If you go on in this way, said I, I shall decline taking any more tea with you. Will you decline an Armenian noun? I dont like the language, said Belle. If you must teach me languages, why not teach me French or Chinese? I know nothing of Chinese; and as for French, none but a Frenchman is clever enough to speak it - to say nothing of teaching; no, we will stick to Armenian, unless, indeed, you would prefer Welsh! Welsh, I have heard, is vulgar, said Belle; so, if I must learn one of the two, I will prefer Armenian, which I never heard of till you mentioned it to me; though, of the two, I really think Welsh sounds best. The Armenian noun, said I, which I propose for your declension this night, is -, which signifieth Master. I neither like the word nor the sound, said Belle. I cant help that, said I; it is the word I choose: Master, with all its variations, being the first noun the sound of which I would have you learn from my lips. Come, let us begin - A master. Of a master, etc. Repeat - I am not much used to say the word, said Belle, but to oblige you I will decline it as you wish; and thereupon Belle declined Master in Armenian. You have declined the noun very well, said I; that is in the singular number; we will now go to the plural. What is the plural? said Belle. That which implies more than one, for example, Masters; you shall now go through masters in Armenian. Never, said Belle, never; it is bad to have one master, but more I would never bear, whether in Armenian or English. You do not understand, said I; I merely want you to decline Masters in Armenian. I do decline them; I will have nothing to do with them, nor with master either; I was wrong to - What sound is that? I did not hear it, but I daresay it is thunder; in Armenian - Never mind what it is in Armenian; but why do you think it is thunder? Ere I returned from my stroll, I looked up into the heavens, and by their appearance I judged that a storm was nigh at hand. And why did you not tell me so? You never asked me about the state of the atmosphere, and I am not in the habit of giving my opinion to people on any subject, unless questioned. But, setting that aside, can you blame me for not troubling |
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