their faces, even up to the man by the gatepost. ‘Are you going to tell me, or not,’ said Jeremy, ‘what is become of your officers?’

‘Plaise zur,’ said one little fellow at last, being nodded at by the rest to speak, in right of his known eloquence; ’hus tould Harfizers, as a wor no nade of un, now King’s man hiszell wor coom, a puppose vor to command us laike.’

‘And do you mean to say, you villains,’ cried Jeremy, scarce knowing whether to laugh, or to swear, or what to do; ‘that your officers took their dismissal thus, and let you come on without them?’

‘What could ’em do?’ asked the little man, with reason certainly on his side: ’hus zent ’em about their business, and they was glad enough to goo.’

‘Well!’ said poor Jeremy, turning to me; ‘a pretty state of things, John! Threescore cobblers, and farming men, plasterers, tailors, and kettles-to-mend; and not a man to keep order among them, except my blessed self, John! And I trow there is not one among them could hit all in-door flying. The Doones will make riddles of all of us.’

However, he had better hopes when the sons of Devon appeared, as they did in about an hour’s time; fine fellows, and eager to prove themselves. These had not discarded their officers, but marched in good obedience to them, and were quite prepared to fight the men of Somerset (if need be) in addition to the Doones. And there was scarcely a man among them but could have trounced three of the yellow men, and would have done it gladly too, in honour of the red facings.

‘Do you mean to suppose, Master Jeremy Stickles,’ said I, looking on with amazement, beholding also all our maidens at the upstair windows wondering; ‘that we, my mother a widow woman, and I a young man of small estate, can keep and support all these precious fellows, both yellow ones, and red ones, until they have taken the Doone Glen?’

‘God forbid it, my son!’ he replied, laying a finger upon his lip: ‘Nay, nay, I am not of the shabby order, when I have the strings of government. Kill your sheep at famine prices, and knead your bread at a figure expressing the rigours of last winter. Let Annie make out the bill every day, and I at night will double it. You may take my word for it, Master John, this spring-harvest shall bring you in three times as much as last autumn’s did. If they cheated you in town, my lad, you shall have your change in the country. Take thy bill, and write down quickly.’

However this did not meet my views of what an honest man should do; and I went to consult my mother about it, as all the accounts would be made in her name.

Dear mother thought that if the King paid only half again as much as other people would have to pay, it would be perhaps the proper thing; the half being due for loyalty: and here she quoted an ancient saying,—

The King and his staff.
Be a man and a half:

which, according to her judgment, ruled beyond dispute the law of the present question. To argue with her after that (which she brought up with such triumph) would have been worse than useless. Therefore I just told Annie to make the bills at a third below the current market prices; so that the upshot would be fair. She promised me honestly that she would; but with a twinkle in her bright blue eyes, which she must have caught from Tom Faggus. It always has appeared to me that stern and downright honesty upon money matters is a thing not understood of women; be they as good as good can be.

The yellows and the reds together numbered a hundred and twenty men, most of whom slept in our barns and stacks; and besides these we had fifteen troopers of the regular army. You may suppose that all the country was turned upside down about it; and the folk who came to see them drill—by no means


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