“‘Yarn, perhaps? Morocco?’

“‘Yarn, your Honor. And kip.’

“‘Um—kip. This complicates the matter. However, let it go—we shall manage. Religion?’

“‘Catholic, your Honor.’

“‘Very good. Snip me a bit from the bed blanket, please. Ah, thanks. Part wool—foreign make. Very well. A snip from some garment of the child’s, please. Thanks. Cotton. Shows wear. An excellent clew, excellent. Pass me a pellet of the floor dirt, if you’ll be so kind. Thanks, many thanks. Ah, admirable, admirable! Now we know where we are, I think.’ You see, boys, he’s got all the clews he wants now; he don’t need anything more. Now, then, what does this Extraordinary Man do? He lays those snips and that dirt out on the table and leans over them on his elbows, and puts them together side by side and studies them—mumbles to himself, ‘Female’; changes them around—mumbles, ‘Six years old’; changes them this way and that—again mumbles: ‘Five teeth—one a-coming—Catholic—yarn—cotton—kip—damn that kip.’ Then he straightens up and gazes toward heaven, and plows his hands through his hair—plows and plows, muttering, ‘Damn that kip!’ Then he stands up and frowns, and begins to tally off his clews on his fingers—and gets stuck at the ring-finger. But only just a minute—then his face glares all up in a smile like a house afire, and he straightens up stately and majestic, and says to the crowd, ‘Take a lantern, a couple of you, and go down to Injun Billy’s and fetch the child—the rest of you go ’long home to bed; good-night, madam; good-night, gents.’ And he bows like the Matterhorn, and pulls out for the tavern. That’s his style, and the Only—scientific, intellectual—all over in fifteen minutes—no poking around all over the sage-brush range an hour and a half in a mass-meeting crowd for him, boys—you hear me!

“By Jackson, it’s grand!” said Ham Sandwich. “Wells-Fargo, you’ve got him down to a dot. He ain’t painted up any exacter to the life in the books. By George, I can just see him—can’t you, boys?”

“You bet you! It’s just a photograft, that’s what it is.”

Ferguson was profoundly pleased with his success, and grateful. He sat silently enjoying his happiness a little while, then he murmured, with a deep awe in his voice,

“I wonder if God made him?”

There was no response for a moment; then Ham Sandwich said, reverently,

“Not all at one time, I reckon.”


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