truth, she took for Edgebone, the butcher. ‘Oh! you’ve been after your sticks, have you?’ added she, as her spouse drew the vehicle up alongside of her, and she caught the contents of the apron-straps.

‘My dear (puff),’ gasped her husband, ‘I’ve brought Mr (wheeze) Sponge,’ said he, winking his right eye, and jerking his head over his left shoulder, looking very frightened all the time. ‘Mr (puff) Sponge, Mrs (gasp) Jogglebury (wheeze) Crowdey,’ continued he, motioning with his hand.

Finding himself in the presence of his handsome hostess, Sponge made her one of his best bows, and offered to resign his seat in the carriage to her. This she declined, alleging that she had the children with her -- looking round on the grinning, gaping group, the majority of them with their mouths smeared with lollipops. Crowdey, who was not so stupid as he looked, was nettled at Sponge’s attempting to fix his wife upon him at such a critical moment, and immediately retaliated with, ‘P’raps (puff) you’d like to (puff) out and (wheeze) walk.’

There was no help for this, and Sponge having alighted, Mr Crowdey said, half to Mr Sponge and half to his fine wife, ‘Then (puff -- wheeze) I’ll just (puff) on and get Mr (wheeze) Sponge’s room ready.’ So saying, he gave the old nag a hearty Jerk with the bit, and two or three longitudinal cuts with the knotty- pointed whip, and jingled away with a bevy of children shouting, hanging on, and dragging behind, amidst exclamations from Mrs Crowdey, of ‘O Anna Maria! Juliana Jane! O Frederick James, you naughty boy! you’ll spoil your new shoes! Archibald John, you’ll be kilt! you’ll be run over to a certainty. O Jogglebury, you inhuman man!’ continued she, running and brandishing her alpaca parasol, ‘you’ll run over your children! you’ll run over your children!’

‘My (puff) dear,’ replied Jogglebury, looking coolly over his shoulder, ‘how can they be (wheeze) run over behind?’

So saying, Jogglebury ground away at his leisure.