asked me to give ye a bit call and confer upon the matter. And I may tell ye at the off-go, unless we can agree upon some terms, ye are little likely to set eyes upon him. For my friends, added Alan, simply, are no very well off.
My uncle cleared his throat. Im no very caring, says he. He wasnae a good lad at the best of it, and Ive nae call to interfere.
Ay, ay, said Alan, I see what ye would be at: pretending ye dont care, to make the ransom smaller.
Na, said my uncle, its the mere truth. I take nae manner of interest in the lad, and Ill pay nae ransome, and ye can make a kirk and a mill of him for what I care.
Hoot, sir, says Alan. Bloods thicker than water, in the deils name! Ye cannae desert your brothers son for the fair shame of it; and if ye did, and it came to be kennt, ye wouldnae be very popular in your country-side, or Im the more deceived.
Im no just very popular the way it is, returned Ebenezer; and I dinnae see how it would come to be kennt. No by me, onyway; nor yet by you or your friends. So thats idle talk, my buckie, says he.
Then itll have to be David that tells it, said Alan.
How that? says my uncle, sharply.
Ou, just this, way says Alan. My friends would doubtless keep your nephew as long as there was any likelihood of siller to be made of it, but if there was nane, I am clearly of opinion they would let him gang where he pleased, and be damned to him!
Ay, but Im no very caring about that either, said my uncle. I wouldnae be muckle made up with that.
I was thinking that, said Alan.
And what for why? asked Ebenezer.
Why, Mr. Balfour, replied Alan, by all that I could hear, there were two ways of it: either ye liked David and would pay to get him back; or else ye had very good reasons for not wanting him, and would pay for us to keep him. It seems its not the first; well then, its the second; and blythe am I to ken it, for it should be a pretty penny in my pocket and the pockets of my friends.
I dinnae follow ye there, said my uncle.
No? said Alan. Well, see here: you dinnae want the lad back; well, what do ye want done with him, and how much will ye pay?
My uncle made no answer, but shifted uneasily on his seat.
Come, sir, cried Alan. I would have you to ken that I am a gentleman; I bear a kings name; I am nae rider to kick my shanks at your hall door. Either give me an answer in civility, and that out of hand; or by the top of Glencoe, I will ram three feet of iron through your vitals.
Eh, man, cried my uncle, scrambling to his feet, give me a meenit! Whats like wrong with ye? Im just a plain man and nae dancing master; and Im tryin to be as ceevil as its morally possible. As for that wild talk, its fair disrepitable. Vitals, says you! And where would I be with my blunderbush? he snarled.
Powder and your auld hands are but as the snail to the swallow against the bright steel in the hands of Alan, said the other. Before your jottering finger could find the trigger, the hilt would dirl on your breast- bane.
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