GOOD MRS. GYWLLIM,

HEAVEN, for wise porposes, hath ordained that I should change my name and citation in life, so that I am not to be considered any more as manger of my brother’s family; but as I cannot surrender up my stewardship till I have settled with you and Williams, I desire you will get your accunts ready for inspection, as we are coming home without further delay. My spouse, the captain, being subject to rummaticks, I beg you will take great care to have the blew chamber, up two pair of stairs, well warmed for his reception. Let the sashes be secured, the crevices stopt, the carpets laid, and the beds well tousled. Mrs. Loyd, late Jenkins, being married to a relation of the family, cannot remain in the capacity of a sarvant; therefore, I wish you would cast about for some creditable body to be with me in her room. If she can spin, and is mistress of plain-work, so much the better; but she must not expect extravagant wages; having a family of my own, I must be more occumenical than ever. No more at present, but rests,

Your loving friend,
TAB. LISMAHAGO.

To Mrs. Mary Jones, at Brambleton-hall.

Nov. 20.

MRS. JONES,

PROVIDINCH hath bin pleased to make great halteration in the pasture of our affairs. We were yesterday three kiple chined, by the grease of God, in the holy bands of mattermoney, and I now subscrive myself Loyd at your sarvice. All the parish allowed that young ’squire Dallison and his bride was a comely pear for to see. As for madam Lashmiheygo, you nose her picklearities. Her head, to be sure, was fintastical; and her spouse had rapt her with a long marokin furze cloak from the land of the selviges, thof they say it is of immense bally. The captain himself had a huge hassock of air, with three tails, and a tumtawdry coat, boddered with sulfur. Wan said he was a monkey-bank; and the ould buttler swore he was the born imich of Titidall. For my part, I says nothing, being as how the captain has done the handsome thing by me. Mr. Loyd was dressed in a lite frog, and checket with gould binding; and thof he don’t enter in caparison with great folks of quality, yet he has got as good blood in his veins as arrow privet ’squire in the county; and then his pursing is far from contentible. Your humble sarvant had on a plain pea-green tabby sack, with my Runnela cap, ruff toupee, and side curls. They said, I was the very moral of lady Rickmanstone, but not so pale; that may well be, for her layship is my elder by seven good years and more. Now, Mrs. Mary, our satiety is to suppurate. Mr. Millfart goes to Bath along with the Dallisons, and the rest of us push home to Wales, to pass our Chrishmarsh at Brampleton-hall. As our apartment is to be the yallow pepper, in the thurd story, pray carry my things thither. Present my cumpliments to Mrs. Gwyllim, and I hope she and I will live upon dissent terms of civility. Being, by God’s blessing, removed to a higher spear, you’ll excuse my being familiar with the lower sarvants of the family; but, as I trust you’ll behave respectful, and keep a proper distance, you may always depend upon the good will and purtection of

Yours,
W. LOYD.


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