sat together for half an hour in the duskiest corner of the back shop; and it is hardly too much to say
that this was the happiest half- hour that Mrs Penniman had known for years. The situation was really
thrilling, and it scarcely seemed to her a false note when her companion asked for an oyster stew, and
proceeded to consume it before her eyes. Morris, indeed, needed all the satisfaction that stewed oysters
could give him, for it may be intimated to the reader that he regarded Mrs Penniman in the light of a fifth
wheel to his coach. He was in a state of irritation natural to a gentleman of fine parts who had been
snubbed in a benevolent attempt to confer a distinction upon a young woman of inferior characteristics,
and the insinuating sympathy of this somewhat desiccated matron appeared to offer him no practical
relief. He thought her a humbug, and he judged of humbugs with a good deal of confidence. He had
listened and made himself agreeable to her at first, in order to get a footing in Washington Square; and
at present he needed all his self-command to be decently civil. It would have gratified him to tell her
that she was a fantastic old woman, and that he would like to put her into an omnibus and send her
home. We know, however, that Morris possessed the virtue of self-control, and he had moreover the
constant habit of seeking to be agreeable; so that, although Mrs Penniman's demeanor only exasperated
his already unquiet nerve, he listened to her with a sombre deference in which she found much to admire.