may be supposed to decrease, to the very quintessence of sauce and spices. In like manner, we shall
represent human nature at first to the keen appetite of our reader, in that more plain and simple manner
in which it is found in the country, and shall hereafter hash and ragoo it with all the high French and
Italian seasoning of affectation and vice which courts and cities afford. By these means, we doubt not
but our reader may be rendered desirous to read on for ever, as the great person just above-mentioned
is supposed to have made some persons eat.
Having premised thus much, we will now detain those who like our bill of fare no longer from their diet,
and shall proceed directly to serve up the first course of our history for their entertainment.