his attempting to persuade Joseph of such a falsehood convinced her of his wicked designs. How!
said Joseph in a rage, hath he offered any rudeness to you? She answeredShe could not accuse
him of any more than villanously stealing to bed to her, which she thought rudeness sufficient, and what
no man would do without a wicked intention.
Josephs great opinion of Adams was not easily to be staggered, and when he heard from Fanny that
no harm had happened he grew a little cooler; yet still he was confounded, and, as he knew the house,
and that the womens apartments were on this side Mrs. Slipslops room, and the mens on the other,
he was convinced that he was in Fannys chamber. Assuring Adams therefore of this truth, he begged
him to give some account how he came there. Adams then, standing in his shirt, which did not offend
Fanny, as the curtains of the bed were drawn, related all that had happened; and when he had ended
Joseph told him,It was plain he had mistaken by turning to the right instead of the left. Odso! cries
Adams, thats true: as sure as sixpence, you have hit on the very thing. He then traversed the room,
rubbing his hands, and begged Fannys pardon, assuring her he did not know whether she was man
or woman. That innocent creature firmly believing all he said, told him she was no longer angry, and
begged Joseph to conduct him into his own apartment, where he should stay himself till she had put her
clothes on. Joseph and Adams accordingly departed, and the latter soon was convinced of the mistake
he had committed; however, whilst he was dressing himself, he often asserted he believed in the power
of witchcraft notwithstanding, and did not see how a Christian could deny it.