whispered to his lips, which were then close to hers, O Joseph, you have won me: I will be yours for
ever. Joseph, having thanked her on his knees, and embraced her with an eagerness which she now
almost returned, leapt up in a rapture, and awakened the parson, earnestly begging him that he would
that instant join their hands together. Adams rebuked him for his request, and told him, He would by
no means consent to anything contrary to the forms of the Church; that he had no licence, nor indeed
would he advise him to obtain one; that the Church had prescribed a formnamely, the publication of
bannswith which all good Christians ought to comply, and to the omission of which he attributed the
many miseries which befell great folks in marriage; concluding, As many as are joined together otherwise
than Gs word doth allow are not joined together by G, neither is their matrimony lawful. Fanny
agreed with the parson, saying to Joseph, with a blush, She assured him she would not consent to
any such thing, and that she wondered at his offering it. In which resolution she was comforted and
commended by Adams; and Joseph was obliged to wait patiently till after the third publication of the banns,
which, however, he obtained the consent of Fanny, in the presence of Adams, to put in at their arrival.
The sun had now been risen some hours, when Joseph, finding his leg surprisingly recovered, proposed
to walk forwards; but when they were all ready to set out, an accident a little retarded them. This was no
other than the reckoning, which amounted to seven shillings; no great sum if we consider the immense
quantity of ale which Mr. Adams poured in. Indeed, they had no objection to the reasonableness of
the bill, but many to the probability of paying it; for the fellow who had taken poor Fannys purse had
unluckily forgot to return it. So that the account stood thus:
| £ | s. | d. |
| Mr. Adams and company, Dr. | 0 | 7 | 0 |
| ________ |
| In Mr. Adamss pocket | 0 | 0 | 6½ |
| In Mr. Josephs. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| In Mrs. Fannys | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| ________ |
| Balance | 0 | 6 | 5½ |
They stood silent some few minutes, staring at each other, when Adams whipt out on his toes, and asked
the hostess, If there was no clergyman in that parish? She answered, There was. Is he wealthy?
replied he; to which she likewise answered in the affirmative. Adams then snapping his fingers returned
overjoyed to his companions, crying out, Heureka, Heureka; which not being understood, he told them
in plain English, They need give themselves no trouble, for he had a brother in the parish who would
defray the reckoning, and that he would just step to his house and fetch the money, and return to them
instantly.