b—,” answered the other, “if nobody could shoot better than you, the pointers would be of no use.”—“D—n me,” says the coachman, “I will shoot with you five guineas a shot.”—“You be hanged,” says the other; “for five guineas you shall shoot at my a—.”—“Done,” says the coachman; “I’ll pepper you better than ever you was peppered by Jenny Bouncer.”—“Pepper your grandmother,” says the other: “Here’s Tow-wouse will let you shoot at him for a shilling a time.”—“I know his honour better,” cries Tow-wouse; “I never saw a surer shot at a partridge. Every man misses now and then; but if I could shoot half as well as his honour, I would desire no better livelihood than I could get by my gun.”—“Pox on you,” says the coachman, “you demolish more game now than your head’s worth. There’s a bitch, Tow-wouse: by G— she never blinked¹ a bird in her life.”—“I have a puppy, not a year old, shall hunt with her for a hundred,” cries the other gentleman.—“Done,” says the coachman: “but you will be pox’d before you make the bet.”—“If you have a mind for a bet,” cries the coachman, “I will match my spotted dog with your white bitch for a hundred, play or pay.”—“Done,” says the other: “and I’ll run Baldface against Slouch with you for another.”—“No,” cries he from the box; “but I’ll venture Miss Jenny against Baldface, or Hannibal either.”—“Go to the devil,” cries he from the coach: “I will make every bet your own way, to be sure! I will match Hannibal with Slouch for a thousand, if you dare; and I say done first.”

They were now arrived; and the reader will be very contented to leave them, and repair to the kitchen; where Barnabas, the surgeon, and an exciseman were smoking their pipes over some cyder-and; and where the servants who attended the two noble gentlemen we have just seen alight, were now arrived.

“Tom,” cries one of the footmen, “there’s parson Adams smoking his pipe in the gallery.”—“Yes,” says Tom; “I pulled off my hat to him, and the parson spoke to me.”

“Is the gentleman a clergyman, then?” says Barnabas (for his cassock had been tied up when he arrived). “Yes, sir,” answered the footman; “and one there be but few like.”—“Aye,” said Barnabas; “if I had known it sooner, I should have desired his company; I would always show a proper respect for the cloth: but what say you, doctor, shall we adjourn into a room, and invite him to take part of a bowl of punch?”

This proposal was immediately agreed to and executed; and parson Adams accepting the invitation, much civility passed between the two clergymen, who both declared the great honour they had for the cloth. They had not been long together before they entered into a discourse on small tithes, which continued a full hour, without the doctor or the exciseman’s having one opportunity to offer a word.

It was then proposed to begin a general conversation, and the exciseman opened on foreign affairs; but a word unluckily dropping from one of them introduced a dissertation on the hardships suffered by the inferior clergy; which, after a long duration, concluded with bringing the nine volumes of sermons on the carpet.

Barnabas greatly discouraged poor Adams; he said, “The age was so wicked, that nobody read sermons: would you think it, Mr. Adams?” said he, “I once intended to print a volume of sermons myself, and they had the approbation of two or three bishops; but what do you think a bookseller offered me?” “Twelve guineas perhaps,” cried Adams.—“Not twelve pence, I assure you,” answered Barnabas: “nay, the dog refused me a Concordance in exchange. At last I offered to give him the printing them, for the sake of dedicating them to that very gentleman who just now drove his own coach into the inn; and, I assure you, he had the impudence to refuse my offer; by which means I lost a good living, that was afterwards given away in exchange for a pointer, to one who—but I will not say anything against the cloth. So you may guess, Mr. Adams, what you are to expect; for if sermons would have gone down, I believe—I will not be vain; but to be concise with you, three bishops said they were the best that ever were writ: but indeed there are a pretty moderate number printed already, and not all sold yet.”—“Pray, sir,” said Adams, “to what do you think the numbers may amount?”—“Sir,” answered Barnabas, “a bookseller told me, he believed five thousand volumes at least.”—“Five thousand?” quoth the surgeon: “What can they be writ upon? I remember when I was a boy, I used to read one Tillotson’s sermons; and, I am sure, if a man practised half so much as is in one of those sermons, he will go to heaven.”—“Doctor,” cries Barnabas, “you have a profane way of talking, for which I must reprove you. A man can never have his duty too freely inculcated