“If I thought it was,” continued Mr. Bumble; “if I thought as any one of 'em had dared to lift his wulgar eyes to that lovely countenance – ”

“They wouldn't have dared to do it, love,” responded the lady.

“They had better not!” said Mr. Bumble, clenching his fist. “Let me see any man, porochial or extra- porochial, as would presume to do it; and I can tell him that he wouldn't do it a second time!”

Unembellished by any violence of gesticulation, this might have seemed no very high compliment to the lady's charms; but, as Mr. Bumble accompanied the threat with many warlike gestures, she was much touched with this proof of his devotion, and protested, with great admiration, that he was indeed a dove.

The dove then turned up his coat-collar, and put on his cocked-hat; and, having exchanged a long and affectionate embrace with his future partner, once again braved the cold wind of the night: merely pausing, for a few minutes, in the male pauper's ward, to abuse them a little, with the view of satisfying himself that he could fill the office of workhousemaster with needful acerbity. Assured of his qualifications, Mr. Bumble left the building with a light heart, and bright visions of his future promotion: which served to occupy his mind until he reached the shop of the undertaker.

Now, Mr. and Mrs. Sowerberry having gone out to tea and supper: and Noah Claypole not being at any time disposed to take upon himself a greater amount of physical exertion than is necessary to a convenient performance of the two functions of eating and drinking, the shop was not closed, although it was past the usual hour of shutting-up. Mr. Bumble tapped with his cane on the counter several times: but, attracting no attention, and beholding a light shining through the glass-window of the little parlour at the back of the shop, he made bold to peep in and see what was going forward; and when he saw what was going forward, he was not a little surprised.

The cloth was laid for supper; the table was covered with bread and butter, plates and glasses; a porter- pot and a wine-bottle. At the upper end of the table, Mr. Noah Claypole lolled negligently in an easy- chair, with his legs thrown over one of the arms: an open clasp-knife in one hand, and a mass of buttered bread in the other. Close beside him stood Charlotte, opening oysters from a barrel: which Mr. Claypole condescended to swallow, with remarkable avidity. A more than ordinary redness in the region of the young gentleman's nose, and a kind of fixed wink in his right eye, denoted that he was in a slight degree intoxicated; these symptoms were confirmed by the intense relish with which he took his oysters, for which nothing but a strong appreciation of their cooling properties, in cases of internal fever, could have sufficiently accounted.

“Here's a delicious fat one, Noah, dear!” said Charlotte; “try him, do; only this one.”

“What a delicious thing is a oyster!” remarked Mr. Claypole, after he had swallowed it. “What a pity it is, a number of 'em should ever make you feel uncomfortable; isn't it, Charlotte?”

“It's quite a cruelty,” said Charlotte.

“So it is,” acquiesced Mr. Claypole. “A'nt yer fond of oysters?”

“Not overmuch,” replied Charlotte. “I like to see you eat 'em, Noah dear, better than eating 'em myself.”

“Lor'!” said Noah, reflectively; “how queer!”

“Have another,” said Charlotte. “Here's one with such a beautiful, delicate beard!”

“I can't manage any more,” said Noah. “I'm very sorry. Come here, Charlotte, and I'll kiss yer.”

“What!” said Mr. Bumble, bursting into the room. “Say that again, sir.”