`I think it extremely likely,' replied Nicholas, in a quiet manner.

`Oh, you do, do you?' sneered Squeers. `Maybe you know he has?'

`I know nothing of the kind.'

`He didn't tell you he was going, I suppose, did he?' sneered Squeers.

`He did not,' replied Nicholas; `I am very glad he did not, for it would then have been my duty to have warned you in time.'

`Which no doubt you would have been devilish sorry to do,' said Squeers in a taunting fashion.

`I should indeed,' replied Nicholas. `You interpret my feelings with great accuracy.'

Mrs Squeers had listened to this conversation, from the bottom of the stairs; but, now losing all patience, she hastily assumed her night-jacket, and made her way to the scene of action.

`What's all this here to-do?' said the lady, as the boys fell off right and left, to save her the trouble of clearing a passage with her brawny arms. `What on earth are you a talking to him for, Squeery!'

`Why, my dear,' said Squeers, `the fact is, that Smike is not to be found.'

`Well, I know that,' said the lady, `and where's the wonder? If you get a parcel of proud-stomached teachers that set the young dogs a rebelling, what else can you look for? Now, young man, you just have the kindness to take yourself off to the schoolroom, and take the boys off with you, and don't you stir out of there till you have leave given you, or you and I may fall out in a way that'll spoil your beauty, handsome as you think yourself, and so I tell you.'

`Indeed!' said Nicholas.

`Yes; and indeed and indeed again, Mister Jackanapes,' said the excited lady; `and I wouldn't keep such as you in the house another hour, if I had my way.'

`Nor would you if I had mine,' replied Nicholas. `Now, boys!'

`Ah! Now, boys,' said Mrs Squeers, mimicking, as nearly as she could, the voice and manner of the usher. `Follow your leader, boys, and take pattern by Smike if you dare. See what he'll get for himself, when he is brought back; and, mind! I tell you that you shall have as bad, and twice as bad, if you so much as open your mouths about him.'

`If I catch him,' said Squeers, `I'll only stop short of flaying him alive. I give you notice, boys.'

`If you catch him,' retorted Mrs Squeers, contemptuously; `you are sure to; you can't help it, if you go the right way to work. Come! Away with you!'

With these words, Mrs Squeers dismissed the boys, and after a little light skirmishing with those in the rear who were pressing forward to get out of the way, but were detained for a few moments by the throng in front, succeeded in clearing the room, when she confronted her spouse alone.

`He is off,' said Mrs Squeers. `The cow-house and stable are locked up, so he can't be there; and he's not downstairs anywhere, for the girl has looked. He must have gone York way, and by a public road too.'

`Why must he?' inquired Squeers.

`Stupid!' said Mrs Squeers angrily. `He hadn't any money, had he?'