Here Miss Lavinia descended on the ill-starred young gentleman with a crushing supposition that at all events it was no business of his. This disposed of Mr. Sampson in a melancholy retirement of spirit, until the cherub arrived, whose amazement at the lovely woman’s occupation was great.

However, she persisted in dishing the dinner as well as cooking it, and then sat down, bibless and apronless, to partake of it as an illustrious guest: Mrs. Wilfer first responding to her husband’s cheerful “For what we are about to receive—”with a sepulchral Amen, calculated to cast a damp upon the stoutest appetite.

“But what,” said Bella, as she watched the carving of the fowls, “makes them pink inside, I wonder, Pa! Is it the breed?”

“No, I don’t think it’s the breed, my dear,” returned Pa. “I rather think it is because they are not done.”

“They ought to be,” said Bella.

“Yes, I am aware they ought to be, my dear,” rejoined her father, “but they — ain’t.”

So, the gridiron was put in requisition, and the good-tempered cherub, who was often as un-cherubically employed in his own family as if he had been in the employment of some of the Old Masters, undertook to grill the fowls. Indeed, except in respect of staring about him (a branch of the public service to which the pictorial cherub is much addicted), this domestic cherub discharged as many odd functions as his prototype; with the difference, say, that he performed with a blacking-brush on the family’s boots, instead of performing on enormous wind instruments and double-basses, and that he conducted himself with cheerful alacrity to much useful purpose, instead of foreshortening himself in the air with the vaguest intentions.

Bella helped him with his supplemental cookery, and made him very happy, but put him in mortal terror too by asking him when they sat down at table again, how he supposed they cooked fowls at the Greenwich dinners, and whether he believed they really were such pleasant dinners as people said? His secret winks and nods of remonstrance, in reply, made the mischievous Bella laugh until she choked, and then Lavinia was obliged to slap her on the back, and then she laughed the more.

But her mother was a fine corrective at the other end of the table; to whom her father, in the innocence of his good-fellowship, at intervals appealed with: “My dear, I am afraid you are not enjoying yourself?”

“Why so, R. W.?” she would sonorously reply.

“Because, my dear, you seem a little out of sorts.”

“Not at all,” would be the rejoinder, in exactly the same tone.

“Would you take a merry-thought, my dear?”

“Thank you. I will take whatever you please, R. W.”

“Well, but my dear, do you like it?”

“I like it as well as I like anything, R. W.” The stately woman would then, with a meritorious appearance of devoting herself to the general good, pursue her dinner as if she were feeding somebody else on high public grounds.

Bella had brought dessert and two bottles of wine, thus shedding unprecedented splendour on the occasion. Mrs. Wilfer did the honors of the first glass by proclaiming: “R. W. I drink to you.”

“Thank you, my dear. And I to you.”