“Well, Mary Anne?”

“They say she’s very handsome.”

“Oh, Mary Anne, Mary Anne!” returned Miss Peecher, slightly colouring and shaking her head, a little out of humour; “how often have I told you not to use that vague expression, not to speak in that general way? When you say they say, what do you mean? Part of speech They?”

Mary Anne hooked her right arm behind her in her left hand, as being under examination, and replied:

“Personal pronoun.”

“Person, They?”

“Third person.”

“Number, They?”

“Plural number.”

“Then how many do you mean, Mary Anne? Two? Or more?”

“I beg your pardon, ma’am,” said Mary Anne, disconcerted now she came to think of it; “but I don’t know that I mean more than her brother himself.” As she said it, she unhooked her arm.

“I felt convinced of it,” returned Miss Peecher, smiling again. “Now pray, Mary Anne, be careful another time. He says is very different from they say, remember. Difference between he says and they say? Give it me.”

Mary Anne immediately hooked her right arm behind her in her left hand — an attitude absolutely necessary to the situation — and replied: “One is indicative mood, present tense, third person singular, verb active to say. Other is indicative mood, present tense, third person plural, verb active to say.”

“Why verb active, Mary Anne?”

“Because it takes a pronoun after it in the objective case, Miss Peecher.”

“Very good indeed,” remarked Miss Peecher, with encouragement. “In fact, could not be better. Don’t forget to apply it, another time, Mary Anne.” This said, Miss Peecher finished the watering of her flowers, and went into her little official residence, and took a refresher of the principal rivers and mountains of the world, their breadths, depths, and heights, before settling the measurements of the body of a dress for her own personal occupation.

Bradley Headstone and Charley Hexam duly got to the Surrey side of Westminster Bridge, and crossed the bridge, and made along the Middlesex shore towards Millbank. In this region are a certain little street called Church Street, and a certain little blind square, called Smith Square, in the centre of which last retreat is a very hideous church with four towers at the four corners, generally resembling some petrified monster, frightful and gigantic, on its back with its legs in the air. They found a tree near by in a corner, and a blacksmith’s forge, and a timber yard, and a dealer’s in old iron. What a rusty portion of a boiler and a great iron wheel or so meant by lying half-buried in the dealer’s fore-court, nobody seemed to know or to want to know. Like the Miller of questionable jollity in the song, They cared for Nobody, no not they, and Nobody cared for them.

After making the round of this place, and noting that there was a deadly kind of repose on it, more as though it had taken laudanum than fallen into a natural rest, they stopped at the point where the street


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