MR SWIVELLER and his partner played several rubbers with varying success, until the loss of three sixpences, the gradual sinking of the purl, and the striking of ten oclock, combined to render that gentleman mindful of the flight of Time, and the expediency of withdrawing before Mr Sampson and Miss Sally Brass returned.
With which object in view, Marchioness, said Mr Swiveller gravely, I shall ask your ladyships permission to put the board in my pocket, and to retire from the presence when I have finished this tankard; merely observing, Marchioness, that since life like a river is flowing, I care not how fast it rolls on, maam, on, while such purl on the bank still is growing, and such eyes light the waves as they run. Marchioness, your health. You will excuse my wearing my hat, but the palace is damp, and the marble floor is if I may be allowed the expressionsloppy.
As a precaution against this latter inconvenience, Mr Swiveller had been sitting for some time with his feet on the hob, in which attitude he now gave utterance to these apologetic observations, and slowly sipped the last choice drops of nectar.
The Baron Sampsono Brasso and his fair sister are (you tell me) at the Play? said Mr Swiveller, leaning his left arm heavily upon the table, and raising his voice and his right leg after the manner of a theatrical bandit.
The Marchioness nodded.
Ha! said Mr Swiveller, with a portentous frown. Tis well. Marchioness!but no matter. Some wine there. Ho! He illustrated these melodramatic morsels by handing the tankard to himself with great humility, receiving it haughtily, drinking from it thirstily, and smacking his lips fiercely.
The small servant, who was not so well acquainted with theatrical conventionalities as Mr Swiveller (having indeed never seen a play, or heard one spoken of, except by chance through chinks of doors and in other forbidden places), was rather alarmed by demonstrations so novel in their nature, and showed her concern so plainly in her looks, that Mr Swiveller felt it necessary to discharge his brigand manner for one more suitable to private life, as he asked,
Do they often go where glory waits em, and leave you here?
Oh, yes; I believe you they do, returned the small servant. Miss Sallys such a one-er for that, she is.
Such a what? said Dick.
Such a one-er, returned the Marchioness.
After a moments reflection, Mr Swiveller determined to forego his responsible duty of setting her right, and to suffer her to talk on; as it was evident that her tongue was loosened by the purl, and her opportunities for conversation were not so frequent as to render a momentary check of little consequence.
They sometimes go to see Mr Quilp, said the small servant with a shrewd look; they go to a many places, bless you!
Is Mr Brass a wunner? said Dick.
Not half what Miss Sally is, he isnt, replied the small servant, shaking her head. Bless you, hed never do anything without her.
Oh! He wouldnt, wouldnt he? said Dick.
Miss Sally keeps him in such order, said the small servant; he always asks her advice, he does; and he catches it sometimes. Bless you, you wouldnt believe how much he catches it.
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