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who made her laugh the pony who reared up on his hind legs when he saw the murderer, and wouldnt hear of walking on all fours again until he was taken into custody the clown who ventured on such familiarities with the military man in boots the lady who jumped over the nine-and-twenty ribbons and came down safe upon the horses back everything was delightful, splendid, and surprising. Little Jacob applauded till his hands were sore; Kit cried an-kor at the end of everything, the three-act piece included; and Barbaras mother beat her umbrella on the floor, in her ecstasies, until it was nearly worn down to the gingham. In the midst of all these fascinations, Barbaras thoughts seemed to have been still running upon what Kit had said at tea-time; for when they were coming out of the play, she asked him, with an hysterical simper, if Miss Nell was as handsome as the lady who jumped over the ribbons. As handsome as her? said Kit. Double as handsome. Oh Christopher! Im sure she was the beautifullest creature ever was, said Barbara. Nonsense! returned Kit. She was well enough, I dont deny that; but think how she was dressed and painted, and what a difference that made. Why you are a good deal better-looking than her, Barbara. Oh Christopher! said Barbara, looking down. You are, any day, said Kit, and sos your mother. Poor Barbara! What was all this though even all this to the extraordinary dissipation that ensued, when Kit, walking into an oyster-shop as bold as if he lived there, and not so much as looking at the counter or the man behind it, led his party into a box a private box, fitted up with red curtains, white table-cloth, and cruet- stand complete, and ordered a fierce gentleman with whiskers, who acted as waiter and called him, him Christopher Nubbles, Sir, to bring three dozen of his largest-sized oysters, and to look sharp about it! Yes, Kit told this gentleman to look sharp, and he not only said he would look sharp, but he actually did, and presently came running back with the newest loaves, and the freshest butter, and the largest oysters, ever seen. Then said Kit to this gentleman, a pot of beer just so and the gentleman, instead of replying, Sir, did you address that language to me? only said, Pot o beer, Sir? Yes, Sir, and went off and fetched it, and put it on the table in a small decanter-stand, like those which blind mens dogs carry about the streets in their mouths to catch the halfpence in; and both Kits mother and Barbaras mother declared as he turned away that he was one of the slimmest and gracefullest young men she had ever looked upon. Then they fell to work upon the supper in earnest; and there was Barbara, that foolish Barbara, declaring that she couldnt eat more than two, and wanting more pressing than you would believe before she would eat four; though her mother and Kits mother made up for it pretty well, and ate and laughed and enjoyed themselves so thoroughly that it did Kit good to see them, and made him laugh and eat likewise from strong sympathy. But the greatest miracle of the night was little Jacob, who ate oysters as if he had been born and bred to the business, sprinkled the pepper and the vinegar with a discretion beyond his years, and afterwards built a grotto on the table with the shells. There was the baby too, who had never closed an eye all night, but had sat as good as gold, trying to force a large orange into his mouth, and gazing intently at the lights in the chandelier there he was, sitting up in his mothers lap, staring at the gas without winking, and making indentations in his soft visage with an oyster-shell, to that degree that a heart of iron must have loved him! In short, there never was a more successful supper; and when Kit ordered in a glass of something hot to finish with, and proposed Mr and Mrs Garland before sending it round, there were not six happier people in all the world. But all happiness has an end hence the chief pleasure of its next beginning and as it was now growing late, they agreed it was time to turn their faces homewards. So, after going a little out of their |
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