Now as widow Wadman did love my uncle Tobyand my uncle Toby did not love widow Wadman, there was nothing for widow Wadman to do, but to go on and love my uncle Tobyor let it alone.
Widow Wadman would do neither the one or the other.
Gracious heaven!but I forget I am a little of her temper myself; for whenever it so falls out, which it sometimes does about the equinoxes, that an earthly goddess is so much this, and that, and tother, that I cannot eat my breakfast for herand that she careth not three halfpence whether I eat my breakfast or no
Curse on her! and so I send her to Tartary, and from Tartary to Terra del Fuogo, and so on to the devil: in short, there is not an infernal nitch where I do not take her divinityship and stick it.
But as the heart is tender, and the passions in these tides ebb and flow ten times in a minute, I instantly bring her back again; and as I do all things in extremes, I place her in the very center of the milky-way
Brightest of stars! thou wilt shed thy influence upon some one
The duce take her and her influence toofor at that word I lose all patiencemuch good may it do him!By all that is hirsute and gashly! I cry, taking off my furrd cap, and twisting it round my fingerI would not give sixpence for a dozen such!
But tis an excellent cap too (putting it upon my head, and pressing it close to my ears)and warmand soft; especially if you stroke it the right waybut alas! that will never be my luck(so here my philosophy is shipwreckd again.)
No; I shall never have a finger in the pye (so here I break my metaphor)- -
Crust and Crumb Inside and out Top and bottomI detest it, I hate it, I repudiate itIm sick at the sight of it
by the great arch-cooks of cooks, who does nothing, I think, from morning to night, but sit down by the fire-side and invent inflammatory dishes for us, I would not touch it for the world
O Tristram! Tristram! cried Jenny.
O Jenny! Jenny! replied I, and so went on with the thirty-sixth chapter.
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