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Chapter 54 I am so impatient to return to my own story, that what remains of young Le Fevers, that is, from this turn of his fortune, to the time my uncle Toby recommended him for my preceptor, shall be told in a very few words in the next chapter.All that is necessary to be added to this chapter is as follows. That my uncle Toby, with young Le Fever in his hand, attended the poor lieutenant, as chief mourners, to his grave. That the governor of Dendermond paid his obsequies all military honours, and that Yorick, not to be behind-handpaid him all ecclesiasticfor he buried him in his chancel:And it appears likewise, he preached a funeral sermon over himI say it appears,for it was Yoricks custom, which I suppose a general one with those of his profession, on the first leaf of every sermon which he composed, to chronicle down the time, the place, and the occasion of its being preached: to this, he was ever wont to add some short comment or stricture upon the sermon itself, seldom, indeed, much to its credit:For instance, This sermon upon the Jewish dispensationI dont like it at all;Though I own there is a world of Water-Landish knowledge in it;but tis all tritical, and most tritically put together.- -This is but a flimsy kind of a composition; what was in my head when I made it? N.B. The excellency of this text is, that it will suit any sermon,and of this sermon,that it will suit any text. For this sermon I shall be hanged,for I have stolen the greatest part of it. Doctor Paidagunes found me out. > Set a thief to catch a thief. On the back of half a dozen I find written, So, so, and no moreand upon a couple Moderato; by which, as far as one may gather from Altieris Italian dictionary,but mostly from the authority of a piece of green whipcord, which seemed to have been the unravelling of Yoricks whip-lash, with which he has left us the two sermons marked Moderato, and the half dozen of So, so, tied fast together in one bundle by themselves,one may safely suppose he meant pretty near the same thing. There is but one difficulty in the way of this conjecture, which is this, that the moderatos are five times better than the so, sos;show ten times more knowledge of the human heart;have seventy times more wit and spirit in them;(and, to rise properly in my climax)discovered a thousand times more genius;and to crown all, are infinitely more entertaining than those tied up with them:for which reason, wheneer Yoricks dramatic sermons are offered to the world, though I shall admit but one out of the whole number of the so, sos, I shall, nevertheless, adventure to print the two moderatos without any sort of scruple. What Yorick could mean by the words lentamente,tenute,grave,and sometimes adagio,as applied to theological compositions, and with which he has characterised some of these sermons, I dare not venture to guess.I am more puzzled still upon finding a loctava alta! upon one;Con strepito upon the back of another;Scicilliana upon a third;Alla capella upon a fourth;Con larco upon this;Senza larco upon that.All I know is, that they are musical terms, and have a meaning;and as he was a musical man, I will make no doubt, but that by some quaint application of such metaphors to the compositions in hand, they impressed very distinct ideas of their several characters upon his fancy,whatever they may do upon that of others. Amongst these, there is that particular sermon which has unaccountably led me into this digressionThe funeral sermon upon poor Le Fever, wrote out very fairly, as if from a hasty copy.I take notice of it the more, because it seems to have been his favourite compositionIt is upon mortality; and is tied length-ways and cross-ways with a yarn thrum, and then rolled up and twisted round with a half-sheet of dirty blue paper, which seems to have been once the cast cover of a general review, which to this day smells horribly of horse drugs.Whether these marks of humiliation were designed,I something doubt;because at the end of the sermon (and not at the beginning of it)very different from his way of treating the rest, he had wroteBravo! |
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