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Verus est, respondit uxor Ex abiete factus est, ait ille, terebinthinum olet Carbunculus inest, ait uxor. Mortuus est nasus, respondit hospes. Vivus est ait illa,et si ipsa vivam tangam. Votum feci sancto Nicolao, ait peregrinus, nasum meum intactum fore usque adQuodnam tempus? illico respondit illa. Minimo tangetur, inquit ille (manibus in pectus compositis) usque ad illam horamQuam horam? ait illaNullam, respondit peregrinus, donec pervenio adQuem locum,obsecro? ait illaPeregrinus nil respondens mulo conscenso discessit. Slawkenbergiuss Tale It was one cool refreshing evening, at the close of a very sultry day, in the latter end of the month of August, when a stranger, mounted upon a dark mule, with a small cloak-bag behind him, containing a few shirts, a pair of shoes, and a crimson-sattin pair of breeches, entered the town of Strasburg. He told the centinel, who questioned him as he entered the gates, that he had been at the Promontory of Noseswas going on to Frankfortand should be back again at Strasburg that day month, in his way to the borders of Crim Tartary. The centinel looked up into the strangers facehe never saw such a Nose in his life! I have made a very good venture of it, quoth the strangerso slipping his wrist out of the loop of a black ribbon, to which a short scymetar was hung, he put his hand into his pocket, and with great courtesy touching the fore part of his cap with his left hand, as he extended his righthe put a florin into the centinels hand, and passed on. It grieves, me, said the centinel, speaking to a little dwarfish bandy- leggd drummer, that so courteous a soul should have lost his scabbardhe cannot travel without one to his scymetar, and will not be able to get a scabbard to fit it in all Strasburg.I never had one, replied the stranger, looking back to the centinel, and putting his hand up to his cap as he spokeI carry it, continued he, thusholding up his naked scymetar, his mule moving on slowly all the timeon purpose to defend my nose. It is well worth it, gentle stranger, replied the centinel. Tis not worth a single stiver, said the bandy-leggd drummertis a nose of parchment. As I am a true catholicexcept that it is six times as bigtis a nose, said the centinel, like my own. I heard it crackle, said the drummer. By dunder, said the centinel, I saw it bleed. What a pity, cried the bandy-leggd drummer, we did not both touch it! At the very time that this dispute was maintaining by the centinel and the drummerwas the same point debating betwixt a trumpeter and a trumpeters wife, who were just then coming up, and had stopped to see the stranger pass by. Benedicity!What a nose! tis as long, said the trumpeters wife, as a trumpet. |
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