But before the Corporal begins, I must first give you a description of his attitude;otherwise he will naturally stand represented, by your imagination, in an uneasy posture,stiff,perpendicular,dividing the weight of his body equally upon both legs;his eye fixed, as if on duty; his look determined,clenching the sermon in his left hand, like his firelock.In a word, you would be apt to paint Trim, as if he was standing in his platoon ready for action,His attitude was as unlike all this as you can conceive.
He stood before them with his body swayed, and bent forwards just so far, as to make an angle of 85 degrees and a half upon the plain of the horizon;which sound orators, to whom I address this, know very well to be the true persuasive angle of incidence;in any other angle you may talk and preach;tis certain;and it is done every day;but with what effect,I leave the world to judge!
The necessity of this precise angle of 85 degrees and a half to a mathematical exactness,does it not shew us, by the way, how the arts and sciences mutually befriend each other?
How the duce Corporal Trim, who knew not so much as an acute angle from an obtuse one, came to hit it so exactly;or whether it was chance or nature, or good sense or imitation, &c. shall be commented upon in that part of the cyclopaedia of arts and sciences, where the instrumental parts of the eloquence of the senate, the pulpit, and the bar, the coffee-house, the bed-chamber, and fire-side, fall under consideration.
He stood,for I repeat it, to take the picture of him in at one view, with his body swayed, and somewhat bent forwards,his right leg from under him, sustaining seven-eighths of his whole weight,the foot of his left leg, the defect of which was no disadvantage to his attitude, advanced a little,not laterally, nor forwards, but in a line betwixt them;his knee bent, but that not violently,but so as to fall within the limits of the line of beauty;and I add, of the line of science too;for consider, it had one eighth part of his body to bear up;so that in this case the position of the leg is determined,because the foot could be no farther advanced, or the knee more bent, than what would allow him, mechanically to receive an eighth part of his whole weight under it, and to carry it too.
>This I recommend to painters;need I add,to orators!I think not; for unless they practise it,they must fall upon their noses.
So much for Corporal Trims body and legs.He held the sermon loosely, not carelessly, in his left hand, raised something above his stomach, and detached a little from his breast;his right arm falling negligently by his side, as nature and the laws of gravity ordered it,but with the palm of it open and turned towards his audience, ready to aid the sentiment in case it stood in need.
Corporal Trims eyes and the muscles of his face were in full harmony with the other parts of him;he looked frank,unconstrained,something assured,but not bordering upon assurance.
Let not the critic ask how Corporal Trim could come by all this.Ive told him it should be explained;but so he stood before my father, my uncle Toby, and Dr. Slop,so swayed his body, so contrasted his limbs, and with such an oratorical sweep throughout the whole figure,a statuary might have modelled from it;nay, I doubt whether the oldest Fellow of a College,or the Hebrew Professor himself, could have much mended it.
Trim made a bow, and read as follows:
Hebrews xiii. 18.
For we trust we have a good Conscience.
Trust!Trust we have a good conscience!
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