I looked upon all three bills, and smiled, and told her I did not see but that she was very reasonable in her demands, all things considered, and for that I did not doubt but her accommodations were good.

She told me I should be judge of that when I saw them. I told her I was sorry to tell her that I geared I must be her lowest- rated customer. ‘And perhaps, madam,’ said I, ‘you will make me the less welcome upon that account.’ ‘No, not at all,’ said she; ‘for where I have one of the third sort I have two of the second, and four to one of the first, and I get as much by them in proportion as by any; but if you doubt my care of you, I will allow any friend you have to overlook and see if you are well waited on or no.’

Then she explained the particulars of her bill. ‘In the first place, madam,’ said she, ‘I would have you observe that here is three months’ keeping; you are but ten shillings a week; I undertake to say you will not complain of my table. I suppose,’ says she, ‘you do not live cheaper where you are now?’ ‘No, indeed,’ said I, ‘not so cheap, for I give six shillings per week for my chamber, and find my own diet as well as I can, which costs me a great deal more.’