"What's your name, little one?" I began, in as soft a voice as I could manage. And, by the way, why is it
we always begin by asking little children their names? Is it because we fancy a name will help to make
them a little bigger? You never thought of as king a real large man his name, now, did you? But, however
that may be, I felt it quite necessary to know his name; so, as he didn't answer my question, I asked it
again a little louder. "What's your name, my little man?"
"What's oors?" he said, without looking up.
I told him my name quite gently, for he was much too small to be angry with.
"Duke of Anything?" he asked, just looking at me for a moment, and then going on with his work.
"Not Duke at all," I said, a little ashamed of having to confess it.
"Oo're big enough to be two Dukes," said the little creature. "I suppose oo're Sir Something, then?"
"No," I said, feeling more and more ashamed. "I haven't got any title."
The Fairy seemed to think that in that case I really wasn't worth the trouble of talking to, for he quietly
went on digging, and tearing the flowers to pieces.
After a few minutes I tried again. "Please tell me what your name is."
"Bruno," the little fellow answered, very readily. "Why didn't oo say 'please' before?"
"That's something like what we used to be taught in the nursery," I thought to myself, looking back through
the long years (about a hundred of them, since you ask the question), to the time when I was a little
child. And here an idea came into my head, and I asked him "Aren't you one of the Fairies that teach
children to be good?"
"Well, we have to do that sometimes," said Bruno, "and a dreadful bother it is." As he said this, he savagely
tore a heartsease in two, and trampled on the pieces.
"What are you doing there, Bruno?" I said.
"Spoiling Sylvie's garden," was all the answer Bruno would give at first. But, as he went on tearing up
the flowers, he muttered to himself "The nasty cross thing wouldn't let me go and play this morning,----
said I must finish my lessons first----lessons, indeed! I'll vex her finely, though!"
"Oh, Bruno, you shouldn't do that!" I cried.
"Don't you know that's revenge? And revenge is a wicked, cruel, dangerous thing!"
"River-edge?" said Bruno. "What a funny word! I suppose oo call it cruel and dangerous 'cause, if oo
wented too far and tumbleded in, oo'd get drownded."
"No, not river-edge," I explained: "revenge" (saying the word very slowly). But I couldn't help thinking that
Bruno's explanation did very well for either word.
"Oh!" said Bruno, opening his eyes very wide, but without trying to repeat the word.
"Come! Try and pronounce it, Bruno!" I said, cheerfully. "Re-venge, re-venge."
But Bruno only tossed his little head, and said he couldn't; that his mouth wasn't the right shape for words
of that kind. And the more I laughed, the more sulky the little fellow got about it.
"Well, never mind, my little man!" I said.