Dinner was served in due course, and every fresh dish seemed to increase the good-humour of the
Baron: but all efforts, to get him to express his opinion as to Uggug's cleverness, were in vain, until that
interesting youth had left the room, and was seen from the open window, prowling about the lawn with a
little basket, which he was filling with frogs.
"So fond of Natural History as he is, dear boy!" said the doting mother. "Now do tell us, Baron, what you
think of him!"
"To be perfectly candid, said the cautious Baron, "I would like a little more evidence. I think you mentioned
his skill in----"
"Music?" said the Vice-Warden. "Why, he's simply a prodigy! You shall hear him play the piano? And he
walked to the window. "Ug----I mean my boy! Come in for a minute, and bring the music-master with
you! To turn over the music for him," he added as an explanation.
Uggug, having filled his basket with frogs, had no objection to obey, and soon appeared in the room,
followed by a fierce-looking little man, who asked the Vice-Warden "Vot music vill you haf?"
"The Sonata that His Highness plays so charmingly," said the Vice-Warden.
"His Highness haf not----" the music-master began, but was sharply stopped by the Vice-warden.
"Silence, Sir! Go and turn over the music for his Highness. My dear," (to the Wardeness) "will you show
him what to do? And meanwhile, Baron, I'll just show you a most interesting map we have----of Outland,
and Fairyland, and that sort of thing."
By the time my Lady had returned, from explaining things to the music-master, the map had been hung
up, and the Baron was already much bewildered by the Vice-Warden's habit of pointing to one place
while he shouted out the name of another.
My Lady joining in, pointing out other places, and shouting other names, only made matters worse; and
at last the Baron, in despair, took to pointing out places for himself, and feebly asked "Is that great yellow
splotch Fairyland?" "Yes, that's Fairyland," said the Vice-warden: "and you might as well give him a hint," he muttered to my
Lady, "about going back to-morrow. He eats like a shark! It would hardly do for me to mention it."
His wife caught the idea, and at once began giving hints of the most subtle and delicate kind. "Just see
what a short way it is back to Fairyland! Why, if you started to-morrow morning, you'd get there in very
little more than a week!"
The Baron looked incredulous. "It took me a full month to come," he said.
"But it's ever so much shorter, going back, you know!'
The Baron looked appealingly to the Vice-warden, who chimed in readily. "You can go back five times,
in the time it took you to come here once----if you start to-morrow morning!"
All this time the Sonata was pealing through the room. The Baron could not help admitting to himself
that it was being magnificently played: but he tried in vain to get a glimpse of the youthful performer.
Every time he had nearly succeeded in catching sight of him, either the Vice-Warden or his wife was
sure to get in the way, pointing out some new place on the map, and deafening him with some new
name.
He gave in at last, wished a hasty good-night, and left the room, while his host and hostess interchanged
looks of triumph.