are able to point out that, owing to their "Obstruction", the Government have failed in everything they have tried to do for the good of the Nation!"'

`Your friend has not put it quite correctly,' I said. `The Opposition would no doubt be glad to point out that the Government had failed through their own fault but not that they had failed on account of Obstruction!'

`You think so?' he gently replied. `Allow me now to read to you this newspaper-cutting, which my friend enclosed in his letter. It is part of the report of a public speech, made by a Statesman who was at the time a member of the "Opposition":

`"At the close of the Session, he thought they had no reason to be discontented with the fortunes of the campaign. They had routed the enemy at every point. But the pursuit must be continued. They had only to follow up a disordered and dispirited foe."'

`Now to what portion of your national history would you guess that the speaker was referring?'

`Really, the number of successful wars we have waged during the last century,' I replied, with a glow of British pride, `is far too great for me to guess, with any chance of success, which it was we were then engaged in. However. I will name "India" as the most probable. The Mutiny was no doubt, all but crushed, at the time that speech was made. What a fine, manly, patriotic speech it must have been!' I exclaimed in an outburst of enthusiasm.

`You think so?' he replied, in a tone of gentle pity. `Yet, my friend tells me that the "disordered and dispirited foe" simply meant the Statesmen who happened to be in power at the moment; that the "pursuit" simply meant "Obstruction"; and that the words "they had routed the enemy" simply meant that the "Opposition" had succeeded in hindering the Government from doing any of the work which the Nation had empowered them to do!'

I thought it best to say nothing.

`It seemed queer to us, just at first,' he resumed, after courteously waiting a minute for me to speak: `but, when once we had mastered the idea, our respect for your Nation was so great that we carried it into every department of life! It was "the beginning of the end" with us. My country never held up its head again!' And the poor old gentleman sighed deeply.

`Let us change the subject,' I said. `Do not distress yourself, I beg!'

`No, no!' he said, with an effort to recover himself. `I had rather finish my story! The next step (after reducing our Government to impotence, and putting a stop to all useful legislation, which did not take us long to do) was to introduce what we called "the glorious British Principle of Dichotomy" into Agriculture. We persuaded many of the well-to-do farmers to divide their staff of labourers into two Parties, and to set them one against the other. They were called, like our political Parties, the "Ins" and the "Outs": the business of the "Ins" was to do as much of ploughing, sowing or whatever might be needed, as they could manage in a day, and at night they were paid according to the amount they had done: the business of the "Outs" was to hinder them, and they were paid for the amount they had hindered. The farmers found they had to pay only half as much wages as they did before, and they didn't observe that the amount of work done was only a quarter as much as was done before: so they took it up quite enthusiastically, at first.'

`And afterwards--'? I enquired.

`Well, afterwards they didn't like it quite so well. In a very short time, things settled down into a regular routine. No work at all was done. So the "Ins" got no wages, and the "Outs" got full pay. And the farmers never discovered, till most of them were ruined, that the rascals had agreed to manage it so, and had shared the pay between them! While the thing lasted, there were funny sights to be seen! Why, I've